Something new?

So sorry this post is delayed.. i was seriously too tired those two nights to think of anything logical to blog about.. then again.. when does any of my posts contain more than 50% logic? lol..

So this post is regarding friday.. our beloved air asia employee came back for the weekend and wanted to go yamcha.. so.. being a bunch of lifeless ppl.. (yes.. i've managed to turn nearly the whole gang lifeless... (with the help of mpsj closing down all cyber-cafes in subang nyahahaha)).. few of us went chicken rice-ing for dinner.. den the others joined up later..

Side note: the cc's around are open again.. looks like those ppl go their life back.. for others like me who remain faithful to the lifeless code.. here's the lifeless motto... ..::"Lifeless is a way of life"::.. xDxD

So anyway.. we went to some newly opened mamak.. and our air asia employee.. (damn that's long.. let's just call him win keat k? or wk for short) suddenly went "eh.. let's shisha (forgive me i don't know how to spell it).. since u ppl never try b4.. DAMN shiok 1..

So fine.. since we had nothing better to do anyway... we ordered one..

Doesn't it look like some exotic vase thingi...

Cost 15 bux man.. but well.. just for the heck of it anyway.. good way to burn time.. not to mention a VERY good way of transmitting any saliva/mouth/contact dieseases... lol...


So since most ppl don't like to read so much.. here are the pix~~~~

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHwtfCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

han:damnn.. this is goooooddd...
wk(yes the one on the right is wk):han.. enough.. pass me the... WHERE HOT CHICK!??! *turns head*

Julian and cal.. seriously.. damn jing kak rite julian's face...

Important thing here is sean's face.. this is sean BEFORE...

and... sean after... lololol xD

Air asia guy lol

Barney (yih haur) and zach..

Welcome to the last episode of the 1st and only season of "EX's next top camwhore" our two finalists, zach and lifeless me have relentlessly camwhored their way into the finals despite being the ONLY two in the competition.. text in 3.1415 zach to vote for zach and text 3.1415 drew to vote for drew.. voting closes in 1 second.. =)

*sms.. sms.. sms.... 3...*point*.. 1...4....1...5.... Eh.. voting close d.. oh well*

Zach, jo, me, and jing kak =)

I'll do the post on the Klang seafood dinner later today or maybe tmr.. lemmie compile the pix and get inspiration for it 1st teehee...

Lifeless, out =)

Curiosity Kills......

U know.. sometimes i sit down.. and think to myself.. ppl wonder about their purpose in life.. i start thinking about S~T~U~P~I~D stuff.. that i don't dare ask anybody in real life cos it'll just make them stare at me and go wtf... here are a few examples...

u know the milk brand dutch lady... is she even dutch? and why dutch? can't it be like... oh i dunno... malay lady? LOLWTF... or maybe cos one syllable (however u spell that).. greek lady? LOL

what other questions of life do i have.. oh yeah.. u know those sewage holes thingi.. they call it a manhole.. WHY man?!? sexist freaks.. i mean.. woman have more holes than man.. got spare.. LOLOL.. so many other things have holes.. why MANhole??

Here's one.. a person who teach is a teacher.. a person who dance is a dancer.. so WHY isn't a person who cooks a cooker? person who runs is a runner, WHY isn't a person who smiles a smiler? LOL

Well.. everybody knows that there are alwiz some things that u can ask a teacher a MILLION times and they'll just say "COS IT'S LIKE THAT LAAAA"... or "HOW WOULD I KNOW?? U TRY LA!!" take for example.......

~~acid+base=salt+water... salt.. are all salts salty? if they're not why are they called salt? furthermore.. if sweets are sweet and salt is salty.. why isn't there something called a sour or a bitter?

~~me:Teacher.. is black a color?
Teacher (T): yes it is..
Me:u said that if an object is red, it reflects red light and absorbs everything else.. if it's blue, it reflects blue light and absorbs everything else right?
T:yes?
Me: so if an object is black.. does it reflect black light? how can light be black? black is dark right?
T:errr.. no.. u see.. if an object is black.. it absorbs everything...
Me:then u said it reflects the color it is?
T:yes but black is an acception..
Me:but u said black is a color..
T:errrrrr.......

~~darkness is absense of light.. but is light the absense of darkness? absense means it's not there.. if u can create light.. can u create darkness? u can take a light to light up a place.. absense of light means u take it away.. but if u take that away u have darkness.. if darkness is the absense of light, how can u take away the absense of something that's not there?

~~why do ppl come up with stupid sentences like "everything i tell u is a lie, am i telling the truth?" just to screw ppl's minds up? it's called a paradox.. look it up.. why do paradoxes even exist? it serves no purpose.. can't do any good.. it makes perfectly good minds go insane trying to figure it out........

~~Why do we say mothers tongue, but when ppl ask u what dialect u are, u say ur fathers? shouldn't we follow our mothers since it's MOTHERS tongue after all? example.. mom is hokkien, dad is hainan.. TECHNICALLY.. mothers tongue would be hokkien.. but when ppl ask.. u are hainanese... why??

~~On that topic.. why is it mother nature, mother's tongue.. but father christmas and father time? why can't it be father's tongue? or mother christmas? or maybe father is for immaterial things.. but without time there's no nature.. what happens if time stops? next topic~~

~~What happens if time stops? einstein said that if something travels at the speed of light, it's mass becomes zero, it's length becomes infinite, and it's clock stops.. so if ever something travels at the speed of light.. does it mean it can't die? since it stops time? but what happens when ur mass becomes zero?

~~talking about science.. WHERE do ppl get ideas on what to call something new? like example the 1st time they discovered nucleotides.. WHY adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine? CAN'T they have called it something EASIER?!?.. there's nothing saything that adenine is FIXED NAME.. just the smartass dude who named it that...

~~going on... WHY do they give STUPID names to stuff that can be called in short? like buckministerfullerene.. carbon ball.. AND why do old scientists have FRIGGIN long and hard-to-remember name like like like... ERRRrrrrr... oh i dunno.. faraday and boltzman and helmholtz.. not like now where's its like andrew or sean or ryan =.= best part.. they get stuff named after them.. stuff that WE HAVE TO REMEMBER.. yes.. i'm blaming their mothers for giving them long and hard-to-remember names just to screw the minds of the future generations.. when i get something named after me it's gonna be drew-something.. drew's constant, drew's law.. SEE.. SO MUCH EASIER... ><

i know.. i think too much sometimes.. i'm SURE i've thought of MANY other non-sensible stuff.. like why is the word BOX refers to a rectangular prism.. can't it be a pyramid or a sphere..

OK.. i'll stop here.. i just need to clear my mind b4 my chem5 paper tmr.. oh wait.. it's past 12.. LATER.. damn... k.. study~~~ have fun thinking of my ideas for life =)

Random-ness is key to longivity =)

As the title says.. random ness... what IS random? according to dictionary.com.. random is proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.. honestly.. if u ask me to DEFINE random.. i'd just ask u to take a walk with me and talk with me.. i'll show u random like never before nyahahahaha...

So.. guess what todays headlines was? Government to engage bloggers in cyberspace.. lol.. how interesting.. just yesterday they were talking about planing to engage den today already engage.. damn.. the gov is getting more and more efficient... i guess CERTAIN political blogs *coughmavcough* better watch out~~~ lol..

Today had chem4 and mechanics.. chem4 was fugged up... SERIOUSLY... how was i supposed to remember any AS shits? =.= (ok for those of u who don't know.. a levels is split into two, AS and A2.. AS is the 1st exam.. A2 the 2nd.. and they USUALLY don't ask AS stuff in A2.. =.=)

So ANYWAY.. yeah.. omg ask so much nonsense... it's like.. all the stuff that i DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO LAST YEAR all coming out.. =.= and i slept SO DAMN LATE yesterday studying all the A2 stuff.. i was SO confident... omggg... nvm lucky my applications saved me.. sigh.. why can't chem be more math.. LOL..

OOOhhhh i remember.. did i mention i won more free stuff from fly fm? hahaha... i was like sending my gf's homework (no, she left her stuff in the library, i wasn't doing her work LOL).. to her place.. then i heard on the radio that the fly fm troopers were around that area... SO.. knowing me... being lifeless.. i "persuaded" the driver to bring us (+barney) there.. (driver = sean) lol.. so yeah.. we went there and bao as many stuff as we could... for example......

A cap, a pair of socks, a sun block thingi for the car that says (wear ur seatbelt) lol.. erm.... what else... oh.. 5 magazines.. 2 on cars 3 on juice.. (do NOT ask me what juice is... it ISN'T drinkable. it's a friggin piece of processed tree LOL).. a few bottles of REAL juice... a FRIGGIN the ALOT of bars of soap.. (DON'T.. ask...).. a few care bears calander.. (yes care bears.. the ones that go "care bear STAREEEEEEEEEEEE).. a armband thingi.. a thing-u-hang-over-ur-neck-to-clip-ur-nametag-or-thumbdrive thingi.. LOL.. and erm. erm... i THINK that's all gua... so much nonsense omg... LOL.. anwyay.. thanks i suppose.. although it's all like not-that-usefull stuff.. but it's free.. so THANKS FLY FM... again... LOL.. mark my words.. after my a lvls when i'm more lifeless then ever.. i'll HUNT u ppl down and bao every freebie ur willing to give out.. nyahahahaha..... *evil laugh till fades out*

AHHH... I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!! oh yeah.. oh yeah... LOL.. OKAY.. LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD... i've HAD IT.. with this m*ther f*king snakes on this m*ther f*king plane!! LOLWTF... ok.. seriously.. i've had it with ppl saying that i use the name PhDr3w just for the sake of making it sound like PhD.. in fact.. it wasn't MEANT to MEAN phD in the 1st place... 1st of all.. let me explain.. PH.. is MY NAME... PH stands for PER HAO.. OKAY?!? lol.. just making a point.. i don't want ppl thinking all kinds of stuff.. oh and another thing.. my LAST nickname chundrew.. (also my email).. isn't mean to be CHUN-drew.. i'm not trying to implify that i'm CHUN (however true that is XD).. it was supposed to be chuANDREW.. but if i put that.. everybody will call me CHUAN-drew.. which is worse... so SINCE A in Andrew is silent.. chuandrew = chundrew =)

Speaking of that.. i came up with a new erh... CODE.. for my name... at 1st glance NOBODY would think how it's related to me.. i'll give ANYBODY who reads this post 10 bucks if u can figure out how this code relates to me... "copper/always online" LOL.. yes i know it makes no sense.. but well.. easy way to make ten bucks.. figure out how that statement refers to me.. =)

Don't blame me.. my mind tends to wander when studying for long periods.. besides.. if i finally tell u ppl how it relates to me.. u'll be like OMFGWTF DAMN LAME/LIFELESS WEIHHHH...

Have fun.. i'm going to erm.. entertain myself by watching lame pathetic vids on youtube again.. nyahahaha... fine.. i'll share the fun.. enjoy.. out =)

P.S.. Kath........
YOU ARE NOT FAT, OKAY?!?!?! =)

Seriously, out. XD

Malaysia Tanah Airku

What can i say.. so many things have been happening in our beloved homeland these recent months.. some that even sparked controversy and hatred.. so much for aiming for "racial unity".. but i better not say much.. otherwise my blog will be on the list of....

*22 sites, blogs investigated by Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Commission (MCMC)*.. That one of the titles of today (or was it yesterday)'s newspaper.. so SOME PEOPLE *coughmaverickcough* better watch out what they say on their blogz... boleh masuk ISA tau.. >< Not cool man.. let's see.. what's been happening... few months ago we had the hindraf rally thingi.. i would love to explain more about that.. but i'll let another stupid vid do that for me.. HAHAHA.... ok.. not a vid.. a song.. it's catchy man.. DAMN catchy... HAHA

THEN.. we had some sex scandal thingi.. and so.. as we all learnt.. we must learn from other ppl's mistakes... and that's where the NEXT song comes in......

Not bad huh... what else... oh yeah... our most fav lawyer mr Lingam... most famous for his "looks like me, sounds like me.. but not me" quote.. now even has a song for him!!!

Ok la.. since SOMEEEEE people dont' like watching stupid videos... so we listen to stupid songs.. =) actually.. it's not that stupid... it's honestly DAMN catchy kayy.. hahaha.. but please.. i'll slappppp any1 of u who starts singing one of those songs in front of me in real life.. friggin irritating after a while.. go listen to it till u can memorize it like me.. THEN tell me whether it's irritating.. LOL.. i know.. i'm lifeless.. i know... =D

Exams la omg.. somebody PLEASE motivate me to study... tmr is like chem paper 4 and mechanics... GAH...

Am i that lifeless?

Sometimes i think to myself... am i really as lifeless and most ppl claim i am? am i really as lifeless as i claim myself to be? I look in the mirror.. i smile to myself.. i don't get an answer.. I seek divine intervention, i don't get an answer.. i get on to youtube.. and i get my answer...

I'm really not that lifeless after all... there are people out there.. with the brains to think of stupid stuff.. and the fact that they CARRY OUT that stupid stuff.. earns my respect.. i yearn to be like them one day... here's an example.. hear of my super sweet sixteen? well...

That's my super sweet funeral.. how DO ppl think think of these kinda stuff? well.. i guess that's what happens when ur filthy rich with ur own movie production crew that u can produce any lame stupid clip u like..

Speaking of lame stupid clips.. how many of u liked the "star wars parody" clip i posted a few posts back? ok.. here's more stupid mtv parodies just for the sake of making this post longer LOL... AND... to prove that superstar actors can be as lifeless as i am..

Spiderman.. with great power comes great stupidity with jack black.. =)

Going on with jack black.. i'm sure alot of ppl know what a prince albert is.. if u don't.. look it up in wikipedia.. (mind u, it's rather disturbing).. again jack black, in lord of the rings..

Lol.. laughing much? well.. here's the last one for the day.. for the matrix fans out there.. (yes i'm refering to ppl like benjamin poh who doesn't read my blog so i'd have to personally ask him here to watch this LOL)

See even justin timberlake can be lifeless.. lol.. lifeless is subjective.. the way i see it.. i'm lifeless enough to go look for lifeless people doing lifeless things on youtube.. that makes me lifeless.. and to YOU who's reading this right now.. YES YOU.. YOU are lifeless for reading a lifeless person blog who looks for lifeless people doing lifeless things on youtube to post in his lifeless blog..

Everybody, in a certain way, to a certain degree is lifeless.. so SPREAD THE LIFELESS-NESS!!! out~!

Birdieee...

Yeah.. like i said in my last post.. Ryan found a bird.. swallow actually.. at the roadside.. quote him.. it happened something like this..

Ryan:lalalalala
*splat*
Ryan:oo.. birdie..

LOL.. anyway.. he called me and asked me to take care of it while he went for class.. and so.. being lifeless.. i did.. ><


so.. as expected.. what else would u do with a bird in ur room? u CAMWHORE!!! =D HAHAHAHA

Whee birdieee =)

*look at me wing.. it hurtsss T_T*

*look into my eyeeeeee*

*hello 911? there's a crazy guy obsessed with camwhoring with me..*

*let me go.. i wanna fly awayyyy* *spread wings*

*snuggle up and hide away from this lifeless clown*

smile birdie.. ur in my blog =)

So yeah.. well anyway.. to no surprised.. it flew away after it got better.. but hey.. i took care of it kay.. after camwhoreing with it i gave it food and water.. but it didn't eat anyway.. lol..

Went down to seremban to celebrate grandma's bday today.. uncle gave me so much brandy.. but no effect nyahahahahah.. pwned =)

ahh well.. if this post wasn't interesting enough.. he's another stupid youtube vid.. this time.. with reference to issues in malaysia =D

Ghost stories....

Okay.. it started out as a typical yamcha session with ex.. then we all got bored.. so decided to go for a joyride to bukit rimau and send ryan back la.. at least not complete waste of time.. haha.. so.. as we were going there.. AND as we were going back.. we were talking about ghost stories and those paranormal stuff.. here's a few examples...

Zach: heyy.. there was this once on youtube i saw some vid.. this bunch of ppl la sitting in a car.. den saw this girl asking for a ride.. so.. offer lo.. den after a while they asked her where to drop her.. she said "oh u can drop me here.. this is where i died".. they met an accident and died.. ALL of them..

Ryan: eh u read the news rite the one they found some torso no head no hands no legs 1.. near the ktm station near taylors pj there.. den another one they found some hand somewhere den the body somewhere else.. shit weih.. imagine ur the one who found it.. like u open some trash can to throw rubbish den u see like some severed arm there.. arm still nvm.. u see some rotting head.. like omg...

Sean: eh.. imagine la ur like driving home alone.. from like shopping complex LATE at night.. den like ur car is the ONLY car in the parking lot.. den the lights are flickering.. and u take the staircase down.. den after that u get in the car and driving home.. den u look in the back mirror and u see a face there.. some1 in the backseat but u know ur driving home alone... =.=

Julian: there was once back during my scouting days.. in some ulu place.. one of my friends say that he went toilet and saw some white figure with long hair sitting in the toilet bowl there.. he screamed and just ran off.. we asked him what happened but he just kept quiet, too shocked..

Zach: eh just recently s'more.. shungz drove me to my gf hse cos i was delivering mcD to her la.. den i saw this old man standing at the roadside staring at me.. so i was like wtf la.. i just gave the mcD to my gf.. den my gf aso asked me "why that old man staring at us la?" .. i was like.. duno.. den i stare at him but he continue staring.. like damn cb thick skin liddat.. den gf said it's freaky la.. better just go.. so ok.. i got back in the car and ask shungz why that old man keep on staring at us la.. shungz said "what old man? nobody aso?".. no way he couldn't see him.. he was like in front oni.. =.= i was like.. shit..

Ahh those were just a few examples.. so like all the thoughts already in my mind la.. driving alone all.. all kinds of stupid thoughts in my mind d.. so i got home.. close the gate everything ok la..

Oh btw.. did i mention ryan gave me an injured swallow (a bird) to take care of today.. lol.. i was playing around with it like crazy.. not to mention camwhoring with it.. i'll talk about that in my next post tmr.. now i got more important stuff to blog about lol.. ><

so ANYWAY as i was saying.. ok la.. got home all.. HOW THE HELL was i supposed to know my bro would SUDDENLY decide to take a look at the bird outside at friggin 12am and was too lazy to open the door himself.. so he just stood there waiting for me to open.. WTF LA.. i OPEN oni.. i see some figure there wearing white and it was completely pitch dark.. SCREAM like some OMGWTF... no shit.. i SERIOUSLY SCREAMED... aihh.. i swear i almost had a heart attack...

Screw the ghost stories.. it does shit to u.. =.=

Stupid Tags.. =.=

Tagged by Azian

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
-at whatever age i feel like it =)

2. Where will you go if someone sponsor you a tour ticket
-let's see.... nowhere in particular... i'd sell that tour ticket and keep the cash xD

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
-hmm.. POOL!! HANDS DOWN.. =D

4. Do you think money can buy happiness
-no, but money can buy stuff that leads to happiness.. EG: a pool table =)

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
-to have more dreams that will come true..

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
-nope, i'll die.. like now.. *dies*

7. What do you think of reality shows?
-it's a waste of time.. television is a waste of time..

8. What would you do if your ex is going out with your closest friend
-lol.. i have two closest friends.. one guy one girl.. if my ex is going out with my guy closest friend... i'd sincerely wish him the best of luck.. he'd REALLY need it.. if the girl.. woot.. lesbian action HAHAHA XD

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
-already did ;)

10. What's the last movie you watched?
-indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.. just got back like 10 minutes ago LOL..

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
-better than the last one..

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
-people who hate me.. =)

13. What is your ambition?
-to be able to make money without lifting a finger..

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
-isn't this the same as having a free tour ticket.... i'd teleport to my gf's room LOL XD

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life
-trust

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
-getting together with my ex..

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change
-I love myself just the way i am thank you very much.. ALTHOUGH... i'd wanna increase my metabolism rate so i can eat more and not worry about getting fat =D

18. What music have you been listening to recently
-techno/trance

19. What is your least favourite animal
-urhhh... i love all animals..... errr.. well if i have to choose.... mosquitoes.. ESPECIALLY when they buzz in ur ear.. wait.. that's not even an animal.. LOL oh wellz~~

20. What would you do if you feel very emotional
-(not in order) listen to emo songs, bang the piano, play pool, talk to my gf, talk to my two closest friends

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Note:As i dun have that many people to tag, i'm not gonna specify anybody to do this stupid tag.. but i'll tag anybody who is as lifeless as me to do this tag that reads this post.. have fun.. lifeless out =)

To Cal and Jo...

Here's something i don't do really often.. this will be a post, dedicated to the latest couple in EX (gang name for my band of brothers).. Calvyn and Josephine (cal and jo for short.. u think very nice typing long names over and over and over arr.. ><

This is the lovely couple...

Oh yeah.. i know his eyes are like -.-

U ppl should know who is who la.. unless u have problems telling the diff between a guy and a girl *COUGHSEANCOUGHLOL*.. so yeah.. jo flew back from aussie to surprise him.. (it would be a MUCH better surprise if she didn't tell him she's coming back in the 1st place).. but nontheless.. she came back 2 days b4 the date she told cal she's coming back.. so well.. surprise surprise..

Anyway.. EX was split into two teams.. team A was in charge of escorting the package VIP from KLIA to the dropoff point in erm erm.. watz that stupid new mamak's name.. oh.. CANAI CAFE.. lol.. ><>

Team B was Me and dog Teck Weng.. OUR job.. was espionage mission.. we had undercover mission.. to make sure VIP no.2 doesn't suspect anything.. so we had to entertain/teman him the entire night.. NOT TO MENTION steal a package from his room as a prez for jo.. ACTUALLY.. he bought it for jo, but as he doesn't know jo is coming back tonight.. it was up to the undercover team to steal the package and remove the price tag and keep the package safe =)

So we waited in cal's hse for like 2 friggin hours.. me and tw SWORE we were gonna rot of boredom.. (if i ever get enlisted in the army.. i want ACTION.. NOT some undercover spy shit ZOMG).. we even watched forbes top 20 fame, fortune and filthy rich.. ALL THE WAY from 20 till 1.. =.= but the WHOLE point was to get the package from his room without him noticing, and bringing him to the meeting point in canai cafe.. which we did.. =D

Man.. u ppl should see his reaction when jo came.. (well.. maybe u shouldn't.. he just stoned.. trust me.. i'll upload the vid once i upload it LOL).. very smart idea sending mav in 1st to stand in cal's vision to block jo sneaking behind him.. (aiya.. EX MAH.. trained professionals.. xD).. mav and others came in 1st.. mav SOLO block cal's view.. (he's THAT big kayyy...).. den jo came up and hugged cal from the back.. AWW SO SWEET RITE???

WRONG!!

cal's 1st reaction.. "who's this......"

LOLOLOLOL.. but after that he was like SHOCKED and stoned.. seriously.. STONED... stoned until i ask him take pic, this was his face..

*omg i'm so shocked, i'm spastic lol*

lol.. the we gave him the package to give to jo, and he stoned again.. he was like.. how....? "just give".. den he gave.. den he was like SHIT I FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE PRICE TAG!!!!... den we said "don't worry.. EX don't do things halfway 1.. ur brothers gaotim everything for u liao".. not bad lehh.. teehee... but well.. good la everything turned up okay.. =D.. happy for cal..

jo:surprised?
cal:you think?
both:*hehehe*
..wtf..
LOL

Anyway.. here are some trivia on that relationship..

1)it's cal's 1st EVER relationship

2)it's a long distance (mal-aus) relationship

3)date they got together is 29th feb.. YES.. FEBRUARY.. LOL..

4)they way they talk freaks me out LOL jkjkjk.. xD

5)they hold the EX record for longest time spend talking to each other (through skype video call, 20 hours)... YES.. WTF... I KNOW... =.=

ahaha.. kay.. best of luck in ur relationship cal.. from me and the rest of EX.. and remember.. EXunited, united4ever =D

oh.. and for making us wait SO DAMN LONG...

(pic says a thousand words)

xD

Lifeless.. cos i waited 2 hours doing shits just to distract u cal... REALLY lifeless.. out =D

1st day of exam...

YAY... ONE paper over.. and i'm already making such a big deal.. WELL at least i don't have to panic of not having a long ruler anymore.. no wait.. chem and bio still need GAH.. nvm.. why i'm saying this? cos this happened...

it was like 2.30.. exam starts at 3.15, means we have to enter hall at 2.45.. i was all pumped up and ready for my exam.. (like for once in my life lol).. then i realised.. OMFG I DUN HAVE A LONG RULER!!! and it's physics paper 5.. WHICH involves drawing graphs.. so yeah.. simply put.. no ruler = gg.com.my.sg.uk.co.... lol.. so i ran outside of my college.. to find out that every single friggin bookshop within a x^2+y^2<1km loci is closed.. in english.. every single friggin bookship within a 1km radius is closed =) (sry la.. exam period lol)

So.. i took my helmet, got on my bike and biked to some weird-indian-named-shop that supposedly is a mini mart.. not to mention.. the ruler i bought.. was like DUSTY and like the plastic thingi that it comes with.. was likee SOOOOOO crumpled and dusty omgwtf... sigh.. but well.. i was desperate, since OH-SO-MANY people that i called trying to borrow a ruler all don't have one.. =.= (you know who u are rawr).. so anyway.. got the ruler, biked back to college and everybody was going in the hall d.. phew.. JUST in time.. stu-fu-pit-fit ruler.. lol..

SO anyway.. honestly.. physics 5 wasn't as hard as expected.. (well maybe cos i have been studying my arse off the last 3 weeks).. so yeah.. proves a point, that studying DOES help.. even lifeless ppl.. =D.. honestly.. i've never been more confident in physics EVER in my life.. (excluding that time back in high school where every question was leaked out LOL)

Then went to play pool as usual.. won won won THEN.. friend of mine challenged me best two out of three.. loser pay.. so fine.. since i have nothing to lose and well.. i haven't lost in a while (prolly cos i haven't played in a while lol).. (not showing off fyi).. so play lo.. OMFG SO FRIGGIN LUCKY LIKE WTFOMFG.. SIMPLY SHOOT THEN 9-BALL JUST ROLL IN.. FARKING LUCKY @#$@^*(@#$%^&*... cough.. note.. i was playing GOOD kay.. he's just SOME FREAKING LUCKY SON-OF-HIS-MOTHER... =.=

nvm.. nvm.. luck won't beat skill.. i'll have my revenge.. at last, i'll reveal myself to the jedi, at last, i'll have... revenge.... (hey don't blame me, i just watched star wars LOL) SPEAKING of star wars.. here's something to tickle ur funny bone for today.. =)

it's an old clip.. =) but yeah.. classic.. teehee.. okay.. bio is calling me.. STUDY!!! (yes.. believe it dammit)..

Lifeless out =D

Don't blame me, blame finals =)

Read the nick.. don't blame me.. blame my finals.. it's because of my finals that i'm not going out as much as i used to.. it's because of my finals that i don't have time to update, it's because of my finals that i'm more lifeless that however lifeless i already am.. =)

Well anywayz.. tomorrow.. monday.. 19th of may... WESAK FRIGGIN DAY... marks the start of my exams.. YES.. ON A FRIGGIN HOLIDAY... PUBLIC holiday.. rox la cambridge.. what if i'm like some monk or something (no offence to religious ppl).. STILL!! ur NOT supposed to have finals ON A PUBLIC HOLIDAY @#$%@#^&*$@#$... fine.. i'm just prolly making excuses just to prolong it.. lol.. but STILL.. think of other ppl man.. they have to like balik kampung to celebrate the bday of.. of.... buddha rite? lol sry.. >< Well.. at least i'm studying kay.. i'm not as lifeless as this dude below...

Like wtfomfglolbbq =x (jialong.. if u ever read my blog.. i see this as u in the future =))

no actually.. i think u'd be the 1st HUMAN IN THE WORLD to attempt this......

See how much faith i have in u.. =) i KNOW that's computer.. but jl, u'll be the 1st one to get that done HUMAN k? =D remember me when u finally do.. =)

ok la.. give u something to aim for that's more sensible la k?

Teehee... =)

Anyway, back to what i was saying.. yeah.. tmr.. physics paper 5.. YES.. FIVE.. thank GOD that 1,2,3 is like the 1st part of a lvls.. if i were to do ALLLLLL 5 friggin papers i'd freak and panic and pass out >< lol.. but i'm doing that for bio.. so.. *freaks* *panics* *passes out*

what else is new.. actually.. nothing much lo.. my gf's bday was today.. well.. yesterday since it's past 12 lol.. brought her out for dinner.. gave her her prezzie.. yeah.. (thanks sean for teman-ing me looking for the prez lol).. what else is new.... hmmmmmm....

OH YEAH.. i completely suck in pool d.. T_T i can't even shoot a straight ball after so much studying.. SIGH.. seriously.. i swear, after my exams.. i'm gonna play pool like there's no tmr.. AFTER i work my arse off paying back my debts lol.. ><

Anyway guys, i won't be updating for a while UNLESS i somehow did something completely stupid in the midst of my exams.. lol.. so wish me luck.. it's time for war...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Dies*

Sick at wrong time... AGAIN..

Sigh.. i'm sick.. AGAIN (yes i know, again) and best part? it's mothers' day.. i'm having flu, sorethroat, fever, headache, body ache.. ahh the whole damn package la.. i don't know what i did to result in this.. but here's a hypothesis... futsal+flu=fuxxed up.. lol

FURTHERMORE... my dad asked me to plan some stuff up for mothers day.. so i'm like.. dragging my sorry state of a body around... DRIVING around... to get this and plan that... urgh.. twas the day before mothers day.. so i thought.. since my mom only recieved ONE flower... (mind you.. ONE flower.. not one BOUQUET... A.. SINGLE... ROSE).. (damn.. y my dad so cheapskate 1...) ANYWAY.. so yeah.. this would be the 2nd time in her life she's recieving flowers.. so that's a good idea.. then well.. younger bro suggested cake.. so fine.. 1st thing comes to mind, chocolate indulgance from secret recipe.. AGAIN.. but well.. parents never try b4 (YES!! NEVER!! OMG RITE?!?! i friggin ate that like EVERY birthday in form 5).. anyway.. that would require my to drive my sorry ass to the florist to order the flowers, drive to secret recipe to order cake.. drive back home... drive back out to florist at 7 to collect the flowers, den to secret recipe to collect the cake.. den go home and hide it b4 my mom comes back.. doesn't sound that hard rite? TRY DOING THE WHOLE THING WITH A SPLITTING HEADACHE LA.. can't even concentrate on the friggin road.. my synapses are like coated with mucus and my reflexes are like tripled the reaction time.. omg..

Well at least all the effort paid off.. my mom cried when she got the flowers.. no duh.. it's drew's idea =) wheeee..

So yeah.. bottom line.. it's NOT good to fall sick on mothers day when ur supposed to do alot of stuff.. T_T.. but why did i say "sick at wrong time... AGAIN" in my title? why AGAIN?? welllll~~

Form 1, looking forward to going sunway lagoon.. was planned like a month in advanced (what can i say.. form 1 mahh... lol..) then just a week before it.. i broke my jaw LOL.. so can't go.. sigh..

Form 5, a month b4 my grade 8 piano exam.. i fractured my wrist.. YES.. my WRIST.. of ALLLLLL things to break b4 a piano exam... =.=

Form 5 also.. on my BIRTHDAY.. MY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY.. i was admitted to hospital for tonsilitis.. (severe inflamation of the tonsils.. it had white spots too lol).. birthday in hospital.. WHO ELSE GOT?!? lolz.. =)

oh.. Form 5 ALSO.. lol.. the same wrist that i fractured b4 my piano exam.. was like 2 days before taekwondo mssd.. i swear i was SOOOO looking forward to that... but well.. end up join mssd for chess oni lo.. sob sob.. then again.. ONE HAND WIN MSSD LOL!!

u know.. i can't really think of any more instances.. but i'm SURE there's a lot more.. lol.. ah well.. my brain is still frying with fever and headache.. i slept too long can't sleep d.. dunno wat else to do.. T_T

Motorcycling 101

Today is a glorious day.. i found 3.. no wait.. 2.. people who can come save me if i meet an accident and can't bike back... =D

just a typical thursday lo... went to cendol with sean, cal, tw, barney and meepo.. after that 5.30 had to fetch bro back from tuition.. so fetch lo.. den meet up with them again in sean's hse.. after that.. JUST as i reached.. calvyn looked at me... smile... "drew.. i wanna ride.."

"har? where u wanna go?"
"no.. i want to learn how to bike"
"oh... rite..."

so teach teach teach liao... (i'm not typing out the whole damn lesson.. so damn long omfg lol).. den calvyn tried.. not bad.. that fella got talent LOL... den sean tried.. after dying (my bike is manual, can sei foh 1) like 2 times.. he got the hang of it and considered not bad la... hahahaha

BEST one was tw.. i think he's cursed to crash la lol.. he has met like dunno how many accidents.. MORE than me mind u, but no physical damage to him la.. all car/bike roask oni LOL... so he aso wanna learn lo.. so teach lo... wobble wobble.. ZOOM!! crash.. lol...

and seriously... of ALL things u can crash into... OF ALL THINGS.... he crashed into a cactus.. yeah.. ouch.. i know... >< lol..

bah well.. at least my bike is ok LOL.. tw is fine too la.. he wouldn't even notice the scratches if calson (calvyn's bro) didn't point it out to him.. ahahaha...

ooo yeah... random note.. SEAN'S MOM IS COOL LOL...

she actually asked me to bring her around on my bike.. like wtf?? lol.. went sean's uncle's place to drop off a stove.. i biked her there while the stove was in calvyn's car.. lol.. not bad huh.. and she didn't scream her head off like SOME GIRL'S MY AGE..

quote of the day "50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD AUNTY ASO CAN SIT BIKE.. WHO KENOT?!?"

and aunty, if u read this, ALLOW SEAN TO GET HIS BIKE LICENSE!! den can go biking together... =D i've SHOWN u that it's safe and well.. SAFE!! lol..

and tw, this post is dedicated to u.. u officially surpassed all that i've ever crashed into.. i crash into wall, crash into floor.. u crash into cactus.. i respect.. =D

hitz fm woot~~

somehow.. i have a thing with radio stations and winning free stuff la.. ask ryan.. my ex noob.. he used to be my partner in sapu-ing all the free stuff the hitz ford rangers, fly fm perodua troopers, mix road runners.. can offer to give... hehehe...

trustworthy enough.. ryan called me and told me that the hitz fm ford ranger crusers were around ss15 (where i was at that time).. and knowing me.. i rushed to the place just to win free stuff.. which.. i did.. duh.. (the games were easy LOL)

so anyway.. once i reached they gave me two speed racer car stickers.. lol like i'd ever use it.. >< haha anyway.. so i just stood there.. they were playing some game for some cd.. i asked what cd it was.. it was some compilation of malaysian artist something something.. bottom line.. something i WON'T want.. so i didn't join lo.. after all they were playing i spy.. u know.. i spy something something something and we're supposed to guess.. lame game.. LOL...

so after that.. they started a new game.. with prizes as a pass to watch narnia:prince caspian.. THAT.. i wanted.. so play.. there were like at least 14 ppl trying to get it.. so the game was the number 7 game.. u know.. 1,2,3,4,5,6 *pass* 8,9,10 yada yada... anything with 7, multiple of 7, anything to do with 7, have to pass.. and the order reverses.. THANK GOD i'm good with numbers... so.. yeah.. i completely owned that game.. we actually went up to 112.. lol.. den the person in charge couldn't think d so changed game LOL..

there were 3 ppl left.. me included.. so the next game was "open-ur-hand-and-show-a-number-that-isn't-the-number-i-said" game.. LOL.. basically.. the dude will say a number and open his hand to that number, and we have to open ANY OTHER NUMBER but that one, and u can't put zero.. so yeah.. SINCE i've played that game with fly fm and mix fm b4.. i know a "cheat" for that game.. hehehe.. whatever number he opens, i just open 1.. keep on opening 1, and when he say 1, i open 2.. den go back to 1.. LOL.. that way.. i'll NEVER lose.. nyahahahahaha.....

so yeah.. pwned the movie passes WOOT!!!.. and a speed racer poster too.. lol..

good enough la.. free movies.. my fav nyahaha.. wheee.. sad thing about it, it's a tuesday night, 9pm in midV.. like wtf LOL.. oh well.. IT'S FREE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!

yes.. i know i'm lifeless for actually going to find these ppl.. but heck.. i've won stuff from fly fm, mix fm, hitzfm, even 98.8 and my fm dammit.. and my cantonese suck.. i won stuff from a chinese radio station speaking retarded cantonese LOL..

wheeee lifeless... STILL lifeless wheeeee =D

6 hours in hospital wtf..

i do NOT know how i managed to survive that 6 hours waiting for sjmcs' pathetic services...

nor do i know how sean and cal managed to survive that 6 hours temaning me LOL.. ><

i couldn't sleep the whole night yesterday due to a sharp pain in my left arm.. the pain was familiar.. it was the same pain i felt when my shoulder had a fracture.. expecting the worst.. went to doc lo.. since it IS too damn pain to do anything else.. (don't ask me why suddenly pain.. i don't know either)..

Doc took like his own sweet time.. and cos he THOUGHT that it's a follow-up of my thumb incident.. i had to take xray of thumb.. go see him.. tell him about wrist.. take xray of wrist.. go see him again.. sounds like "that's all ma.." yeah.. that's all.. TOOK FRIGGIN 6 HOURS LA WTF..

end up.. there's a small chip in my right thumb.. (so that's what's making that clicking noise everytime i move it).. and according the the radiologist (person in charge of taking xray), there's nothing wrong with my wrist.. but i doubt it.. after all.. the LAST time some radiologist took an xray.. this happened..

Radiologist:"there is nothing wrong with the shoulder, everything is perfect"
Drew:"oh.. okay.. *bring xray to doc*"
doc:"everything okay? then why do i see a crack in your shoulder blade?"
drew:"......"

So.. due to certain reasons, i have learnt never to trust the opinions of radiologists.. ESPECIALLY in sjmc.. but well.. i waited SO DAMN LONG that the doc also left the hospital and went to his clinic.. roxxor.. so i'm left with a gel i'm supposed to rub my wrist with and "if the pain persists come back in a week" wtf.. and wait another 6 hours..

gah.. so anyway.. about the earlier post that my thumb wasn't broken, it's only a ligament tear.. i take that back.. i chipped my thumb.. so officially.. that's my "broken body part of the year" =D

for those who don't know.. or those who are curious.. (note: i am NOT showing off.. just stating facts)

form 1-broke right jaw
form 2-don't think got anything guaa...
form 3-broke left shoulder
form 4-do not remember... ><
form 5-broke left wrist
1st year college-broke right ankle
now(2nd year college)-chipped right thumb

impressive record huh.. xD what to do.. lifeless ppl.. ahahahahahaah~~~

Injured again lol

ahahaha.. yes i know i'm gonna get alot of comments for this post.. but wth.. i'm a lifeless person.. i need the thrills in life.. that's why i did it XD

here's what happened... imagine a person.. sitting on the bonnet of a car.. and that car accelerates at a constant rate.. (for ppl who don't take physics, that means that the speed is increasing in proportion to time).. (for ppl who don't take science in the 1st place.. means that the car is just getting faster and faster lol)..

AND then.. the driver decided to JAM his brakes.. so according to physics.. u slam ur brakes, means the kinetic energy from the car COMPLETELY transfers to the person sitting on the bonnet due to the principle of conservation of energy.. momentum propells that person forward.. and that person flies in front..

to be exact.. that person flew off the car.. hit the ground.. rolled like 5 times.. stayed there for like 3 seconds.. then stood up again.. and burst out laughing.. LOL..

i really don't know why i do these stupid stuff.. but if ppl ask.. my answer would be.. "lol.. for the fun of it.. just for kicks".. and that wouldn't be a lie.. =)

ANYway.. so knee busted open.. toes scratched here and there.. OH.. THIS would be the kind of injury that the EFFING motorcyclist i banged sustained.. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED 300 BUCKS OF MEDICAL BILL WTF... nvm nvm.. let's not go back there.. GAH...

so anyway.. after studying so much.. during my short breaks in between study time.. i came up with a new theory to add to my additional lists of theories of life =).. here it is...

-Sex-linked problems are found in the sex chromosomes..
-Being horny is related to sex..
-THUS, the allele of horniness must be in a sex chromosome..
-Guys and girls both can get horny..
-SO, the allele of horniness must be in a sex chromosome that both genders have..
-Both genders have the X sex chromosome, thus allele of horniness must be in the X chromosome.
-As females are XX and males are XY, females have double the X than males..

THEREFORE.. in conclusion, females are twice as horny as males.. =D

makes sense, doesn't it? LOL..

this is what happens when u study too much XD ahahahaha.. out~