Pussy horn......

Yes.. title says it all.. well.. i'm actually really really pissed now.. but for the sake of the blog.. i'll try to make this post as funny as possible..

Here's what happened... it was about 5 something.. a certain someone driving a certain blueish-green proton wira with the number plate XXX 3886 (can't put it out due to privacy) came to fetch me to badminton.. so.. like all typical malaysians.. horn lo... so he horned.. *beep*... well obviously i didn't hear it... so he beeped again... *beep*... *beepbeepbeeep*... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.. yes.. it was THAT soft.. so he had to miss call me before i came out.. but that's not all...

So after that we went to fetch Cal.. and the exactly same thing happened.. horn like some constipated cow still nothing.. so end up calling him to come out.. seriously..

Then after that.. i was driving his pussy car near some junction.. THEN.. some @!#$^@*$@#^$&^@#$ driver (must be female lol) just swirled out of the junction and into my lane.. i was driving quite fast.. (mind u, i had the right of way.. it's HER (well maybe HIS) friggin problem..) so.. like any typical malaysian driver.. i WANTED to do this...

*BEEP* OI!! YOU LOUZY *BEEEP* driver don't know how to *BEEEEP* DRIVE DON'T FRIGGIN DRIVE LA *BEEEEEEEEEEEPPP* Motha Fuc *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* ...


BUT... due to that certain person's pussy horn... THIS came out...

*BEEP* OI!! YOU LOUZY *BEEEP* driver don't know how to *BEEEEP* DRIVE DON'T FRIGGIN DRIVE LA *BEEEEEEEEEEEPPP* Motha Fuc *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*..

I swear... MA.. err.. i mean M can scream louder than that dammit.. some GRANDMA can friggin FART louder than his car horn... WHAT'S THE BARDIE POINT OF HAVING A FRIGGIN PUSSYFIED HORN?!?!?!

From this day forward.. that particular car.. and that OH-SO-WONDERFUL horn */sarcasm*.. will always and forever be remembered as the pussy car with the pussy horn.. =)