Chinese Tuition

I know some ppl complain that there are alot of ppl out there speaking chinese in front of them when they don't know chinese.. i know.. it's sick.. so i'm here to help u.. learn chinese in 5 minutes =D


Dung On Mai Shu --- I stepped in excrement (dung on my shoe)

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --- Let's sleep together (I want to bang you)

Ai Bang Mai Ne --- I bumped into the coffee table (I bang my knee)

Fat Ho --- An unattractive woman (Fat ho lol)

Ar U Wun Tu --- A gay liberation greeting (Are you one too?)

Chin Tu Fat --- You need a face lift (chin too fat)

Chow Mai Dong --- Blow me ( =) )

Dum Gai --- A stupid person (dumb guy)

Wel Hung Gai --- Is that a banana in your pocket? (well hung guy)

Won Hung Low --- Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai (won't hung low)

Gun Pao Der --- An ancient Chinese invention (gunpowder)

Hu Flung Dung --- Which one of you fertilized the field? (who flung dung)

Hu Yu Hai Ding --- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive (who you hiding)

Jan Ne Ka Sun --- A former late night talk show host (no idea lol.. =P)

Kum Hia --- Approach me (come here)

Lao Ze Sho --- Gilligan's Island (louzy show)

Lao Zi --- Not very good (louzy)

Lin Ching --- An illegal execution (no idea too... ahaha)

Ne Ahn --- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs (ne-on)

Shai Gai --- A bashful person (shy guy)

Tai Ne Bae Be --- A premature infant (tiny baby)

Tai Ne Po Ne --- A small horse (tiny pony)

Ten Ding Ba --- Serving drinks to people (tending bar)

Wan Bum Lung --- A person with T.B. (one bump lung)

Yu Mai Te Tan --- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you (you mighty tan)

Wa Shing Kah --- Cleaning an automobile (washing car)

Wai So Dim --- Are you trying to save electricity? (why so dim)

Wai U Shao Ting --- There is no reason to raise your voice (why u shouting)



p.s. The brackets were added since a reader complained he didn't understand the superb chinese vocab.. =D

lifeless out~