Interesting mamak orders

Ever been to a mamak and hear one of ur friend's order some interesting food/drink that just ends up making everybody laugh?.. I have.. try imagining this...

Waiter(W):boss nak minum apa?
Person A:errr... errrrrrr... bagi teh ais limau la...
W:har? teh ais limau?? benar ke?
A:ya.. teh ais limau..
W:u sure ke? i boleh buat punye.. tapi....
A:yes... teh ais limau..

Mind u, the drink that people normally drink is teh O ais limau.. the O means no milk no sugar.. think of it this way.. the drink that person ordered.. was that thick tea+condensed milk.. plus a limau.. =) (that person finished the whole thing.. don't ask me how)


Another scenario..

W:boss minum apa?
A:errrrr.. shuit cha panas..
W:jangan main la.. minum apa?
A:kenapa? shuit cha panas tak boleh ke?
W:.......
Friend: (eh... shuit cha is ice tea leh..)
A:OH.. eheh.. errr.. shuit cha la...
*everybody else on that table bursts out laughing*

Which brings us to thinking... what if.. every mamak we go to.. takes ur EVERY order.. however lame and stupid they are?.. let's say....

Roti kaya cheese?
Roti planta mayo?
Roti garlic bawang?
Roti telur bawang sardin? (this isn't bad)
Roti susu milo? (this is also seriously not bad..)
or maybeee..... Roti pisang planta susu bawang milo sardin gula garam dua telur cheese mayo? lol..

Hey.. don't ask me how i can think of these and even TRIED most of it.. i'm lifeless =)

Well anyway...
Imagine what would come out? and imagine the erm... erm..... well let's not imagine... lol..

Now.. i'm sure everybody has tried Roti Pisang (banana) right? ever wondered why only bananas can be put into roti and not any other fruit? I mean.. has anybody heard of..........

Roti epal?
Roti oren?
Roti strawberry?
Roti buah naga? (dragon fruit lol)
Roti mango...
Roti honeydew..
or.... ROTI DURIAN LOL!!!

Why? i've alwiz wondered.. but i think i'd get slapped if i ask this in any mamak.. lol.. xD
(hey.. at least i haven't gone to roti char siew)...

Moving on... at least those that i said above are sensible.... imagine if ur some waiter in some mamak.. and some dude (lifeless or drunk) comes up to u and orders............

Teh ais limau panas..
Roti telur tak mau roti separuh masak..
Roti pisang, tak mau pisang tambah telur..
Roti sardin tak mau roti dengan roti..
Milo ais, kurang manis tambah gula..
Milo ais, tak mau ais, tambah air panas.

What would u do? =) would u smile at that fella and try... TRY to give him what he wants? or would u look at him one kind and start scolding him? if u pick the 1st choice.. i hope u open a mamak soon.. i'd wanna visit u.. cos i've been scolded out of alot of mamaks.. lol.. ask noob.. =)

Man.. too much talking about food.. oh well..

Lifeless, hungry and out~