Computer Acronyms

Here are some stuff for the computer savvy~~
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MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert

MBA - Mediocre But Arrogant

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

WWW - World Wide Wait

ATM - Another Technical Mistake

DOS - Defunct Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

LISP - Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

CA - Constant Acquisitions

PnP - Plug 'n' Pray

PC - Pretty Cheap

CD_ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI - System Can't See It

FORTRAN - Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms

Macintosh - Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICROSOFT (1) - Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty
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MICROSOFT (2) - Many Individual Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

WINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

RTFM - Replace The Fan Motor