Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Exams......

Your dear lifeless friend starts his trials today.. so screwed actually.. cos well.. acyl, aryl and alkyl chloride sounds the bloody same to me.. rawr..

Today was bio.. surprisingly.. it wasn't as hard as i expected (prolly thats cos i stayed up nearly two nights for it) but still.. i nearly fell asleep during badminton yesterday lol.. (yes.. i know that i was driving that pussy car with the pussy horn.. sue me) i have mechanics (or should i say one-chapter-of-physics-turned-into-a-subject) later.. and for the next 2 hours i have completely nothing to do cos there's no point studying for maths.. =)

So i'm gonna start crapping crap again.. you people ever dreamed that the examination board of whatever course u people are taking suddenly screws up and the questions that comes out are like easy beyond all doubt? here's some questions that they could use, and MOST ppl would STILL get it wrong however easy it may seem..

Answer these easy questions by urself then check the answers below.. u'd be amazed at how many u answer wrong lol.. XD (well prove me wrong)

1)How many times can you take 3 from 96?

2)Cats have hair, we all know that, but do u know which side of a cat has the most hair?

3)Would u rather a rhinoceros attack you or an elephant?

4)Which month of the year has 28 days?

5)Which of the following numbers can be evenly divided by two? 41, 56, 83, 111, 164

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Answers~
1)Once, after that u'd be taking 3 from 93

2)The outside

3)U'd rather a rhinoceros attack an elephant

4)All months have 28 days

5)All of them can be evenly divided by two.. just that they aren't whole numbers XD


How many did you people get correct? hahahaha...

Well here's more.. but logical ones.. riddles, in fact, all to guess what i am..

1)
Only one color, but many a size,
Stuck on the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but never in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What am i?

2)
Though fluid at birth,
Don't shove me too far.
Beware if i break,
The outcome may scar.
What am i?

3)
What force and strength cannot break through,
I with barely a touch can do.
And many in the street would wait,
Were I not a friend to the gate.
What am i?

4)
I am cracked;I am made,
I and told;I am played.
What am i?

5)
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
The end of every place.
What am i?

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Had enough? lolz.....

well.. here are the answers...
1)a shadow
2)glass
3)a key
4)a joke
5)the letter E


I think that's enough for a day.. lol.. wish me luck for my trials.. *dies*