Ex bbq night

Alright.. since i'm completely immobile (i'll tell u ppl about that later) i have no excuse not to update my blog since i have nothing else to do anywayz.. ahah...

I know it's like DAMN late la k.. this story happen on the 14th of june ><

So.. the night after prom.. saturday night.. the guys threw a bbq party for fun and also as farewell to jo.. (they were so sweet they put it on sat night just cos i have prom on fri) =D

The food-burning-appratus =)

The two.. err.. person who cooks.. AH.. cookers =D

Tieng wei :YOU BETTER NOT BURN MY CHICKEN!!!

Sean: *lanci face* u so smart u bbq urself la.. =.=

Dinner =)

So yea.. people came.. and we ate and talked and talked and ate.. so the people who were talking talked.. and the people who were eating ate.. and the people who were cooking cooked.. and the rest? camwhoring with food and other utensils... xD

Note: i wasn't kidding when i said camwhore xD

Winkeat and Tiengwei.. latest couple of EX...

Des from japan, Xiao from malaysia, Sandy from US

Honestly i don't know what they're doing.. mel is like trying to burst a pimple and chern is like.. like... errr... you tell me... LOL

Tiengwei gets bored of winkeat.....

Winkeat gets jealous and finds han =D

After dinner.. everybody went inside to talk and chat and drink.. alcohol la.. lol..

The people...

And the drinks.. =D

many ppl drank.. 3 ppl got drunk.. lol.. sean zach and han.. i'm sorry i don't have pictures.. but a picture says a thousand words.. so i'm gonna type a thousand words to explain it..

JUST KIDDING.. i'm not so gila.. but i came up with a new proverb.. a video says a thousand pictures.. hence.....

Funny leh.. remember.. they weren't in control of what they said.. so.. don't blame them.. =) no offence intended on making this vid.. =)

me, jin kak julian and alvin stayed up taking care of those ppl and playing poker.. eventually sean and zach got sober and we went mamak at like 3 something 4.. den came back and continued poker.. han was completely wasted so he slept (not to mention puked all over cal's sofa LOL) and zach slept after we came back.. sean joined us in poker after that.. and me, sean, alvin, and jin kak julian stayed up till the next morning (where we went to the bloody same mamak)..

That's about it.. and now for the BEST part of this post (other than that vid).. Drew's top 5 fav pics of the night...

pic number 1~~ no explanation needed =)

Pic number 2.. a priceless pic of SherryMint sleeping XD

Pic number 3~~ The REDDEST i've EVER seen any1 after drinking... LOL (it camourflages the cup LOL)

Pic number 4~~ My winning hand for a game of "winner takes ALL" poker (yes i know it's not THAT geng.. but a straight is a straight) =)

AND.... LAST but not least.. the BEST PIC of the night.. the pic that ONCE AND FOR BLOODY ALL PROVES THE JIN-KAK-NESS of julian... =D (not to mention the drunkness of sean)

So there.. for ppl who ask why i call jin kak julian jin kak =D..

Lifeless.. resting in bed.. out =)

Prom lol...

Yes.. i know it's like DAMN late for this post.. but i'm sorry.. after prom i had bbq party at cal's place the next day.. den day after that i left to penang for holiday with my pm1 classmates... i'll post about the bbq and penang in later posts.. so keep checking for updates ya.. (it'll come.. eventually... xD)

So.. prom... theme wasssss... urhh... chateau de lumiere or SOMETHING like that la.. some frenchy thingi.. took me damn long to think what to wear.. dammit.. all i know about the french are french fries, french bread, french toast and french kiss XD...

sosososo.. it was held in the renessance kl.. i KNOW i spelt that wrong.. i think.. i dunno.. ahh screw spelling.. lol.. got stuck in a jam on the way there.. supposed to start at 7, but i reached at 8 something with my gf.. and it hasn't started yet.. (at times.. malaysian timing rox).. =D

i TOLD u it was jam.. =.= i wasking making it up.. =.=

while waiting for my gf to get ready.. i was camwhoreing in the car.. (got problem??)..




Then we reached.. suewei (gf) was making a big fuss about how she was super overdressed.. i took 5 minutes to convince her otherwise.. then we got out of the car and walked to the ballroom.. as expected (and to her surprise).. alot of ppl wore like they were getting married.. and thus she ISN'T overdressed HAH.. lolol..

gf.. me.. ex-gf.. lol.. =)

Then we found our seats.. and sat down with a bunch of complete strangers.. they weren't that bad la in the end.. friendly ppl.. sry i don't remember ANY of their names.. XD ahaha...

People-i-don't-remember-their-names

We watched the performances... BEST one was the teachers dancing.. AHAHAHA.. i swear.. i almost laughed my head off... but overall it was SO cool watching them dance...

My bio lect ms lena and ex-physics lect mr subra in background..
SMILE MORE LA MS LENA!!!! xD

Then was dinner.. then was the best part of the night.. CAMWHOREING!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA.. (due to the insane ammount of time it'll take to upload every single pic.. i'll just show diff pics of diff ppl to see how they looked like ya~~~) (want pics ask from me la LOL)

Nick lai and me.. (he is actually MUCH taller ><)

NOW she decides to smile like a freak.. LOL.. me, bio lect, gf (yes she's my gf's bio lect too XD)

pm1 peepz~ (clockwise from top, me, nick chai, wee hann, dexter, kuanlin, sin chin, melissa, say yee)

gf+bf.. BEST friend.. what were u thinking... XD

Me and... and..... aaaannnnddddd... lol.. sry forgot name again HAHAHA.. oops

Me and Jade.. yes.. jade.. u know.. that green stone...... xD

Xiao, me, Suewei..

Me and Dhiva (ex-classmate who defered to another intake)

Me and nominee for best dress, Kerr Khey (i hope that's how u spell it)

Me just being me... =D

So that's about it.. supposed to send xiao to sunway college after prom to meet her bf.. but the guard there was being a bitch so end up sending her home.. went to her hse and FOOLAMAK it's big.. i'll blog about that after she has her open house.. =D

Next post.. EX bbq dinner at cal's place.. Lifeless out~~

KFCKFCKFCKFCKFC!!!!

WOOHOOO KFC IS HERE!!!! RM150 WORTH OF KFC!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

I just spent 40 bucks of it for lunch with teckweng in pyramid cos he teman me do my prom shopping... BUT HECK!!! 110 LEFT... that's ALOT of KFC... WOOOOTTTTT

This is a short post.. just to let ppl WHO WANT FREE KFC... to be extra-extra nice to me.. TEEHEEHEEE~~~~~ =D XDXDXDXDXDXD

P.S... THANKKKK EEEUUUUUUU FLLLLLAAAAIIIIIIII EFFFFFFFFFF EEMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Random questions 2 =D

Sorry people.. due to a lack of creativity from exam period.. and getting all hyper for the holidays.. i can't really think of anything that interesting to post.. SO... i'm gonna screw all ur minds up with more of my stupid questions of life WHEEEEEE =D


1)If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

2)We all know that people like to gamble all the time.. even in the stock market.. it's just a HUGE game of chance.. in games like these.. NOBODY wants to go broke.. but WHY the hell is the person who invests all the money in it called a broker??!?

3)We all say "cheese" when we get our picture taken rite? (at least some of us).. so.. when cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? LOL ><

4)Person who plays piano = pianist... so why isn't a person who races a racist? XD

5)There are some things.. like look and see, man and guy.. worth and price.. that mean almost the same thing.. if THAT'S the case... WHY oh WHY is overlook and oversee, wise man and wise guy, worthless and priceless COMPLETE OPPOSITES????

6)If horrific is the adjective to something horrible, why isn't terrific the adjective for something terrible?

7)Numbers.. 8 is eight.. 21 is twenty-one.. 56 is fifty-six.. 32 is thirty-two... so WHY isn't 11 onety-one, 12 onety-two and so on and so forth will onety-nine??

8)Why is it that when somebody tells us that there are a billion stars in the universe, we'd believe them.. BUT.. when a wall or a door or ANYTHING for that matter says "WET PAINT" on it.. we just HAVE to touch it? =(

9)I've been going to starbucks so often that i wonder where the term "coffee break" comes from.. so it got me thinking.. if it means the literal thing.. do lipton tea employees go for COFFEE breaks? XD

10)I was thinking on how mothers use like TINY LITTLE spoons and forks to feed their babies.. so i wondered.. how come our typical chinese mothers don't feed us with like two toothpicks used as a chopstick? LOL...

11)Sponges.. what are they... they are a very good water absorbant.. true? okay.. so.. wouldn't the oceans and seas have a LOT more water if there weren't so many sponges in them? =)

12)The phrase "it's only a game" is a good term.. it makes us less sore-loser-ish and gives us good sportsmanship.. if THAT'S the case.. why do ONLY losers use it and we NEVER say "it's only a game" when we're winning? ahaha...

13)We all know that the fastest time to get from point A to point B is a straight line connecting it right? so wouldn't lightning be a LOT faster if it didn't zigzag everywhere?

14)I was thinking of my childhood days when i used to drink cod liver oil.. then it got me thinking again.. if cod liver oil comes from cod liver.. and olive oil comes from olives... geeee... i'm starting to worry where baby oil comes from.........

15)Word play.. isn't it amusing that there are synonyms for SO many words in the english dictionary but there isn't a synonym for the word synonym? ><

16)U know doctors.. their act of treating patients and all.. WHY of all words it is called PRACTICE?? imagine u go to some doctor to do some operation and ur english isn't good.. and u hear him say "I'm famous for my practice".. wouldn't u be like wtf? lol



Well.. i think that's enough for now.. it's really time consuming and stressful to think of stuff like that to entertain my readers.. wheeee... i need to go shopping for prom.. with so little cash.. sighh... take care ya'll~~ lifeless out~~

I HATE physics =)

Have i ever mentioned i HATE physics... i wanted to drop this stupid subject like dunno how long ago.. but NOOOOOO, my parents didn't let me... so FINEEEE... here i am, studying my ass off for physics.. so since i need a break from physics.. but technically i'm not SUPPOSED to stop studying.. i'll INDIRECTLY revise what i know about physics, by listing out drew's top 5 reasons for hating physics =)

oh btw, these aren't in order.. cos they can all be considered number 1 to me.. =)

5- There are SOOOOOOOO blarrdy many formulaes to remember... e=mc^2, p=m/v, v=u+at, e=hf, pV=nRT, B=F/IL sin theta... HOW to remember all of them la omfgwtf....

4- There are SOOOOOOOOOO blarrdy many laws to remember... Faraday's law of electromagnetic induction, lenz law of electromagnetic induction, coulomb's law of electrostatic forces... newton's law of restitution.... law of conservation of energy..... GAH..

3- The NAMES of the stupid people who come up with it are already hard enough to remember.. what more to remember WHAT they came out with? i mean.. like coulomb related to charge still ok.. newton to force still ok... WHY the hell do people come up with CONSTANTS not related to ANYTHING like PLANK or BOLTZMANN or TESLA...

2-... well.. i can't think of anything more logical anymore.. so i'm gonna start being lame.. REALLY REALLY lame... the word PHYSICS... just pisses me off.. WHY?? cos the WORD physics it self has the word PISS in it.. just not in order.. but it's bad enough anyway... PhySIcS.. rearrange, PISS!!!! =D

1- again with the word physics... if u rearrange the letters.. it can spell psych... that's the fundamental word (just like the fundamental charge is 1.6x10^-19, showing that charge is quantiszed LOL blame physics) for PSYCHO!!!


seriously.. too much physics makes u go crazy... look at me now.. i'm thinking of STUPID stuff now when i'm supposed to be crazily memorizing physics nonsense..... but how can i? my brain can only put in so much.. tmr exam at 9.00am... sigh.. i hope it isn't as crazily hard as pure maths 3.. ahhhhhhhhhh~~~

physics... it's just you and me... one shall stand.. one shall fall... i am ur father..... xD

Are malaysians stupid?

ARE malaysians really that stupid? think about it.. petrol goes up at 12.00am.. the WHOLE BLOODY country goes to jam up pertol stations the night b4.. IT'S GOING TO RAISE ANYWAY.. DEAL WITH IT... on the topic of road.. look at friggin rempits.. they are a menace to ppl like jin ka... erm.. julian... who drives like erm.... well... LESS observant and not so careful... they are a menace to themselves especially when there are ppl like ME who don't give two sh*ts if they die in a car crash.. =.=

Why wanna do stupid things that endangers others? wanna be stupid be stupid alone.. LIKE ME.. i don't do things that are potentially harmful to others.. just harmful to myself.. and it's fun.. so sue me.. bah anyway.. this is cos i saw a bunch of rempits hogging the road making a line and blocking traffic the other day.. pissed me off.. lucky there was a car in front of me.. i swear i'd have run them down.. urgh...

On a lighter note on stupidity.. sometimes.. stupidity, instead of being irritating.. can actually be entertaining... don't believe me? watch the vid........

Stupid ain't it? lol... can't actually believe there really are THAT stupid people in the world.. wanna watch more stupid stuff? catch "are u smarter than a 5th grader" on star world.. i swear u'll LAUGH at the stupidity...

Ah wellz... one more week of exam... ONE MORE.... can u feel the excitement really to just explode out of me... wahahahaha.... till then... lifeless out~

Literal LOL..

Okay.. credits to my bro for introducing this vid to me.. i SWEAR.. this made me laugh like OMGWTFLOLBBQ... ahahahahaha...

Sry i haven't been updating the last 3 days.. i was bz being REALLY REALLY EMO after my maths paper... sigh.. yeah.. it was like SOOO HARD.... yes i admit.. i got pwned by maths.. sigh.. sad isn't it??

Anyway.. i wanna say thanks to my gf for tolerating my pathetic whims that particular day i was like emo beyond help.. and thanks to sean and ryan for being there for me too.. Special thanks to chris and grace for temaning me pool that night.. if i missed anybody else.. thank you too.. ><

I'm sorry i'm an emo freak la.. i'm not usually like that.. just that on RARE occasions that it happens, i emo BIG TIME.. i'm sorry.. well.. what's done is done... i hope everybody screws up their maths so that the A mark will be lower =)

Nothing much to blog about these days.. i've been so emo that my lifeless thinking has been temporary inhibited (sorry too much bio).. give me a while.. and i'll be back with my usual crappy posts that everybody likes to read (yes i'm being perasan.. got problem? XD)

Till then.. i BET u laughed at that vid above.. i know i did.. friggin stomach ache.. furthermore.. that fella CS DAMMMMMNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOBBBBB LOLOLOLOL...

Lifeless, out~

Lifeless Limit

Ok.. i'm now gonna start the MOST LIFELESS THING i've EVER done in my life... URGH.. peimin.. u watch out....



Survey ini perlu dijawab dalam Bahasa Malaysia.

ok.. pertama s'kali, ku ni takkan gune BM biasa, ku kan gune b'hasa psar.. klao tak faham, p'lahan lah lol.. eh.. tak boleh lol.. errrr.. ketawa amat kuat.. maka... kak =)


7 fakta tentang saya

-Ku amat tersangat tak suka buat tag yg memang tak masuk akal punye (hanya suke tulis post tak masuk akal saje =)
-Saye skrang teramat sibuk dgn perperiksaan akhir saya.. entah knapa ku tgh buat post ni.. =.=
-Nama ku Andrew Chu Per Hao =D
-Saya BENCI ryan teoh kerana paksa saya tengok wayang hantu.. (buat saya jerit mcm perempuan kecil dlm wayang.. =.=)
-Saya suka naik motor tapi bukan rempit.. rempit mana naik motor besar mcm saye xD
-Ni baru pertama punye soalan dan saye sudah sakit kepala =.= (eh.. saya sakit kepala mmg fakta ttg saye)
-Errrrrrrrrrr... saya ada belajar taekwondo.. (maksudnye saya boleh belasah ni org yang bagi saye buat tag terbodoh ini) =.=


7 perkara menakutkan saya

Eh.. takde banyak perkara yang menakutkan saye lerhh.. ada sikit sikit saje.... =\

-WAYANG HANTU!!! pigi mati lah ryan =.=
-Bunyi kuat kuat yang SANGAT tidak disangka.. mcm belon meletup..
-bapak sean =.= (pigi tanye sean la)..
-errr... kesunyian.. amat tersangat punya sunyi.. mcm u biar saya dlm satu bilik tanpa telepon atau internet.. ku akan mati terus dlm masa 1 jam.. ><
-maverick.. apabila masa makan... EH MEMANG TAKUTKAN LAA.. DAH la makan banyak mcm.. macaammmm... MACAM MAVERICK LA.. lagipun takde duit ambil dari saye.. T_T
-lelaki can boleh berdiri dgn satu kaki dan peluk kaki lain yang buat 180darjah drpd dua-dua kakinya.. mcm takde bola punye babi....
-maverick.. bila dia tendang bola sepak.. tu bola... mcm roket tau... kena sesiapa terus mati dgn amat sangat teruk..


7 lagu buat masa sekarang

errr.. tapi lagu saye bukan lagu sekarang punye.......

-lelaki suka perempuan (boys like girls) punye... perlepasan yang FOOLAMAK (the great escape) KAK..
-cascada punye mukjizat dan setiap kali kami sentuh (miracle and everytime we touch)
-Micheal belajar batu KAK (micheal learns to rock) punye itu sebab (that's why)
-Pelan senang (simple plan) punye cintamu tipu (ur love is a lie)
-Percintaan kimiaku (my chemical romance) punye selamat datang ke perbarisan hitam (welcome to the black parade)
-linkin park punye apakah saya buat, kebas, dan bayangan hari (what i've done, numb and shadow of the day)
-kotak mancis dua puluh (matchbox twenty) punye bagaimana jauh kami datang (how far we've come)

(memang.. aku tau tu memang bodoh sial.... tapi... ni blogger yg takde hidup.. apajadi? XD)


7 perkara yang selalu saya sebut

Tapi kebanyakanye dlm BI.... ahhh takpe.. tulis saje~~~

-"lol".. ataupun.. dlm post ini.. kdk.. apa boleh cakap? saya suka ketawa =)
-"foolamak".. ku entah ni perkataan bahasa apa pulak KAKAKAK..
-"wheeee".. lagi sekali.. apa boleh cakap? saya suka seronok.. wheeee XD
-"haha".. (perjelasan sama dengan lol)
-"jinkak".. ni sentiasa.. SENTIASA.. sebut apabila julian dekat dgn saya =D
-"pool".. sentiasa ajak orang main ma.. apa buat? =\
-"MAVERICK!!!" pergi tanya kaki EX yang mana mana KAKAKAKA


7 perkara yang amat bernilai

-nyawa saya....
-kawan-kawan saya TERUTAMAYA EX!!! =D
-percintaan saya dgn suewei =)
-duit saya KAK.. apasal? duit memang bernilai.. >< -masa.. tapi saya masih tak tahu kenapa saye masih buat tag ini... =.= -penyambungan streamyx saya.. memang.. tanpa ni.. terus mati =(
-kebolehan saya fikir perkara yang bazirkan masa dan tak masuk akal =D KAKAKA


7 “pertama kali” dalam hidup saya

-pertama kali pandu kereta.. tingkatan 4.. belum ada lesen punye KAKA
-pertama kali cium... sudah lupa bila.. mcm tingakatan 2 kut.. (sean ada dalam bilik wtf)
-pertama kali ponteng sekolah.. darjah 5.. MAVERICK la.. pengaruh teruk =.=
-pertama kali bernafas.. apabila doctor babi tu pukul punggung saya apabila saya dilahir..
-pertama kali masuk MSSS main catur... FOOLAMAK STRESSS GILER SIALLL.... =.=
-pertama kali cakap telefon 4 jam.. dengan xiaoyu tingkatan 3 sebelum pmr sejarah.. 4 jam xiao ajar saya habis semua sejarah tingakan 1,2,3.... sebelum tu sejarah mcm tahi punye.. lepas tu.. DAPAT C SIAL.. bangga siul..... XD
-pertama kali blog dalam bm.. SEKARANG LA NI PEIMIN SYATAN XD


7 orang bertuah (JAWAB TAG NI BALIK!)

Saye takde banyak orang untuk tag.. tapi... saya tag...

-TECKWENG!!! ni kerana dia semacam takde hidup seperti saye dan memang takde benda lain untuk buat.. XD
-KATHERINE!! adik kembar saye dari penang =D
-lagi 5 orang saya memang takde orang lagi untuk tag.. lagi sesiapa bosan giler.. SAYA TAG KAMU!!!!! =D

ok.. thanks to Peimin.. for helping me with 1.. or two.. bm words.. but it's not deserved cos YOU'RE the one who condemmed me to this OMFG post.. rawr.. xD

Shit i'm glad that's over.. i took like 1 hour 20 minutes to do this.. OMG... i've officially reached my lifeless limit... and i have my maths3 paper tmr at 9... *dies*

SEAFOODDDD!!!

wheeeee... saturday night.. and captain came up with the best idea for dinner ever.. no i'm not being sarcastic.. for once we didn't end up in silva or yee fatt lol.. but then again.. this was planned a week in advanced.. so yeah..

EX went to teluk gong, klang for seafood.. by EX i mean MOST of us la.. u'll see in the pics later.. i'm TOO lazy to name out all of them for u spoilt ppl.. rawr..

We ordered like 3 kinds of crab, sotong, lala noodles.. (lol lala noodles).. erm.. ahh so many other stuff i don't remember la.. ahahaha.. ooohhh.. we had toddy too.. toddy is apprently some kind of fermented coconut alcohol thingi.. but it hardly tastes like alcohol so it doesn't count as one lol.. (well i DO suppose if u drink like an insane ammount of it u WOULD get high EVENTUALLY)..

So.. for PEOPLE who don't READ blogs but just SEE PICTURES.... here's who went...

Left to right: jing kak (julian), airasia boy (wk), dog (tw), sam, barney (yh)

sam, barney, zach, jo, cal, captain gay sean

Sean, fern and bf (wilson), alyssa (lol stone face lol)

my gf sue wei and jing kak..
(SEE!! REALLY JING KAK RITE!!! get to take pic with other ppl's gf den smile liddat d.. JING KAK!!)

So.. yeah.. those were the ppl who went.. of course there was me.. i'm in between my gf and alyssa.. so go imagine it urself.. lol.. since i was bz taking pics of ppl i was too bz to camwhore with myself.. =)

Then.. we started the toddy drinking.. so drink and drink and drink..... and drink some more.. =)

Fern-official ambassador for Toddy..
Sean-.....wtf....

*aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh*

*here baby.. drink.. drink.. tonight we get high*

sam:yes baby.. drink.. drink........
tw:nooo noooo nooOOOOOOO!!!!

*dowan drink fine.. MINEE!!!* (see.. jing kak) ><

And then.. after all was done.. what else was there to do? CAMWHORE!!!! LOLOLOL

Mr bean wannabes.. lol

two words.. JING.. KAK... lolol

Jo:*muakxxxx*
cal:*stone*
LOL

wahhh.... we also wanttttt...

tw:ok la i give u aso la... =D
sam:*screams in orgasmic pleasure*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So then.. after everything.. we took one final look at our "battlefield".....

And yes.. everybody had a personal coconut =)

We even attracted ppl walking by with the aftermath of our battle with extremely-stubborn-to-crack crabs.... (notice dude in pink in background)

guy in pink:wtf man.. eat like mav...

Sorry couldn't get any pics of the food BEFORE... cos everybody's hands were dirty.. and when i was done.. SOME JING KAK fella finished anything left for me to take pic of.. poor poor crabs...

Jing kak:nyahahaha crab wahahahahahaha

Captain's review of the dinner~~~

(notice his mouth is too stuffed with food to be opened LOL)

After dinner.. we paid.. 325 bucks.. or something like that.. 24x14=336.. ahh about 340 la.. xD lol.. we were full.. SO.. full.. well SOME of us were full that we just collasped on the road..

*dies*

but didn't lie for long.. why? cos car coming? no... cos calvyn was high on toddy... so.........

Hahaha... PHEW.. finally that's done.. took me 2 hours to upload all the pics.. sometimes.. a ten megapixel cam has it's disadvantages.. lol..

Ah well.. i'm going out for lunch.. then pool.. i'm know i'm lifeless.. wheeeee~~~