Lifeless.. becoming more lifeless...

Hey people.. sry i haven't been updating much.. i really am running out of ideas to blog with.. PLUS.. i need to use 95% of my brain to remember the shit i have to remember for my finals..

my finals are in less than 3 weeks zomgwtf...

well.. yes.. 95% of my brain.. that leaves another 1.45% for gf, 1.455 for family, 1.395 for EX, 0.387% for pool, 0.141% for crapping, 0.144% for my personal needs and the remaining 0.028% for whatever other significant stuff that i don't remember lol.. (just for u curious ppl.. it DOES add up to 100%) lol.. =)

hmm.. i haven't touch a pool stick in dunno how long d.. sigh.. hands itchy lolz..

my mind is blank.. 0.141% used for crapping is apprently not enough for me to make this post entertaining enough.. gah..

at any rate.. my daily plan currently is like this.. 8 hours of sleep, 6 hours in class, 6 hours studying, 2 hours for meals, 1 hour for gf, one more remaining hour to do whatever i want.. that works every day that i have class.. if i have no class.. study time increases exponencially in relation to free time i have.. =D yes.. i know that's impossible.. but that's just to make math/physics savvy ppl go wtf.. honestly it just increases proportionally with the time la.. =D

oh and i have a day off too.. EX day is still kept for EX.. that one kenot change 1 teeheehee... that's a friday.. =)

hmm.. 6 official days of college left.. that's abit... fast... lol..

what else is new in my life.. oo yar i went to a reptile show thingi (that has monkeys and foxes wtf) with my gf SUE WEI.. (lol she was complaining her name is never in my blog lol).. but i dunno why the pics are too blur that i dun wanna spoil anybody's eyes by uploading it here.. but i have to say.. the snakes were BIG and COOL.. dunno why gf is freaked out by them.. but i appreciate u bringing me there.. love you muakx =D teehee..

wat else wat else... OOOO speaking of gf.. we've reached 3 months yay... (ok.. i know it's rather short for SOME of u ppl reading.. but give her a break it's her 1st relationship rawr).. lol.. so happy-longest-relationship-although-it's-only-3-months to you suewei~ teehee...

HMMMmmmmm.. oh yeah.. i learnt three new words yesterday.. fellatio, autofellatio and cunnilingus... ALTHOUGH... most ppl.. would know what it means.. just that they don't know the actual WORD for it.. =D ahaha.. go search wikipedia la.. *warning* explicit descriptions for 18+ only... ahahaha.....

anywayz.. i have to get back to studying.. wish my luck for my finals.. after that i'm free until i decide to stop being free LOL..

lifeless.. becoming more lifeless thanks to studies..

Fly FM roxxor.. =D

It was a gloomy afternoon.. tw (http://tw-teck.blogspot.com/) was kind enough to teman me to deliver flowers ALLLL THE FRIGGIN WAY to port klang.. that took like an hour just to FIND that screwed up ulu place.. it's like some SUPER kampung place that is all small roads just big enough to fit my car.. (okay so my car isn't that small.. sue me).. lol..

Then as we were about to leave subang again to deliver flowers to UH (university hamlan hospital) we were listening to Fly FM on the radio (95.8 in the klang valley).. so they were having the most wanted download chart.. WHICH.. coincidently.. just about to play the fly fm most wanted download game.. they were like "call xxx-xxxx to try and win 5 latest cds" and i called.. and I GOT THROUGH!!! lol.. so they were like telling me the rules and all.. so fine.. play.. the top score of the week was.... 1.. LOL.. so all i had to do was answer more than 1 question correctly and i win the 5 cd's.. (assuming nobody else bests that this week).. so.. answer answer.. LOLWTF i only got one correct HAHAHAHA.. (mind you.. the questions were HARDD =.=).. in the end was a draw with the top score.. SO.. come friday, if nobody bests 1.. i get to play a tie-breaker.. *dear God let everybody else who tries be as stupid as me* LOL... XD

So never mind.. didn't win lo.. so went to UH.. dropped the flowers... on the way back.. listening to fly FM again.. this time.. they were about to play the kfc tounge twister game.. they said "just text in kfc and send to 33399 to participate in kfc's tounge twister challenge".. so fine.. since we were stuck in the stupid jalan gasing jam anyway.. text lo.. if i'm lucky enough they'd call me..

AND THEY DID!!! LOL

it was like 11 something.. i was sleeping due to a headache.. suddenly my phone rang.. i thought it was my gf.. den i look.. eh.. no woh...

Drew(D): err.. hello?
Fly FM(F): HIE!! andrew right??
D:yeah... wait.. fly fm right??
F:YEAH!! u text'd in earlier to participate in the kfc tounge twister challenge right?
D:yeah.. WAYYY earlier..
F:Well.. ur the lucky person then.. u ready to play?
D:can u give me 10 seconds to wash my face? u guys kinda woke me up.. lol
F:10..9...8......................TIMES UP!!
D:kay.. let's go.. =D
F:ok.. 1st.. meet ur opponent joe..
Joe(J):good evening andrew..
D:*omfg mav wtf hahahaha* hiee.. =D
F:wahhh playing mind games all d... ok.. u guys know the game.. ur supposed to say "kfc has been serving kitchen fresh chicken for 35 years" as many times as possible within 15 seconds.. the most times win lo.. simple.. we have randomly chosen who to go 1st, and joe, ur lucky number 1.. ready...... GO!!
J:kfc has been serving kitchen fresh chicken for 35 years x9
F:WOAH!! i think that's an all time record of 9 times!! man.. andrew u better be like some speed talking if ur gonna beat that...
D:*smiles*i feel intimidated..
F:good luck to you andrew, your time starts... NOW!!
D:kfc has been serving kitchen fresh chicken for 35 years.. x10
F:OMG ANDREW!! YOU GOT 10!!
D:yeah man.... XD
F:congratz drew u just won urself 150 rinngit worth of kfc vouchers and joe, better luck next time, but just cos u were so close we'd give u 50 bucks worth of it k?
J:thank you...
D:thanks.... =D
F:ok we'll call u guys back later for ur details k? bye

and both times were broadcast on radio.. not live la.. it was recorded then played later on.. makes sense though.. now i figured why i never hear ppl cursing on radio LOL..

10 times of that friggin long sentense in 15 seconds.. that would be... 1.5 seconds per sentence.. THAT'S FRIGGIN FAST LOLWTF!!!

okay.. i'm gonna eat kfc till i'm friggin fat.. again.. lol.. THANK YOU FLY FM!! 95.8 ROXXOR!!!

Lifeless.. really really lifeless.. =D

Random Rants

i'm feeling abit bitchy now.. wanna bitch about stuff.. lol.. this is what happens when ur bored and lifeless.. lol..

1)i hate doing work that has no answers to refer to.. it's stupid.. can't even check my work whether i'm right or wrong.. it's like.. u do do do do.. then if it's wrong.. wasted the whole friggin page and stuff.. when u can't check ur answers.. WHY can't everything just come with an answer for ppl like me to check my answers with.. ESPECIALLY for maths.. it's like.. i feel incomplete not knowing whether i did it correct or not.. gahh..

2)screw physics (idea given by wei yiing).. seriously.. screw physics.. i'd take a friggin HUGE ass screwdriver and screw it where the sun don't shine.. like how the hell am i supposed to some exponential crap about some radioactive nonsence that is like some wavelength dunno what ln2 something something photon something simple harmonic motion blah blah gravity something point to infinity something mass velocity plank boltzman nRT NkT nonsense wtf.....

3)i love maggi mee but i hate maggi mee.. it's like coated with a layer of wax for god knows what reason it's like eating some boiled candle that's shaped like noodles.. why is it even coated with wax? not like it needs to be all smooth and shiny like my face rite.. and not like it's hairy and all that needs to be waxed.. i mean.. why wax? can't u like coat it with.. err.. i dunno... some nice tasting something rather than something that screws up ur health? lol..

4)what's up with coke la.. (cocacola.. not cocaine.. =.=) it's like friggin corrosive.. why is it even allowed to be drank.. it should be banned forever.. it's like.. it dissolves ur bone faster than acid weih.. and like it's the best toilet bowl cleaner possible.. can u imagine like washing ur mouth with coke and it like dissolves ur teeth.. like *drink drink drink OMFG MUAI TWEETH!! UIT FWIGGING DWISSOLWED MUAI TWEETHHHH!!! lolwtf..

5)why am i so damn bored.. i hate being bored.. but i hate working too.. it's too boring that being boring is boring.. i'm so bored that i'm bored being bored.. why are u still reading this.. it's wasting ur time.. this whole paragraph is meant to make u laugh and go wtf.. still reading? what's wrong with u? stop reading!! there's nothing more down here.. it's just pure crap and crap and more and more crap.. lifeless people get lifeless that being lifeless is just too lifeless for a lifeless person.. how many times can u use one word repeatedly in the same sentence? omg i'm getting hyper just typing this paragraph.. she sells seashells by the sea shore ahahahahahahhha.. i'm sry.. if anyone of u are still reading this.. u really are a true fan of my lameness =D

Lifeless.. still being hyper.. out XD

Ling Chi Kang

sry ppl haven't been updating much.. i'm running out of ideas on how lifeless i am.. i'm so lifeless that my lifeless life is a routine of lifelessness... lol..

Well.. thanks to calvyn, and pure boredom, i've decided to post something.. this post is dedicated to the all lovable (well maybe not that lovable) market in ss15.. xD

This is my life.. i USED to go to that market like 4 times a week thanks to my lovable classmates whom are desperate for cheap food that they are willing to walk so goddamm far.. for those who don't know.. it's a 10 minute walk from my college to the market.. WHY they wanna walk to the market just for lunch? well.. it's cheap.. REALLY REALLY cheap.. hahaha

Not only that.. there's entertainment too.. put it this way.. i have friends who MAKE IT A POINT to go there once a week to laugh.. evil as it is.. they are laughing at a PERSON.. why?? well.. i don't know how she does it.. but her tone is SUPER MONOTONOUS, and her replies and questions are the SAME for EVERY blardy customer.. here's an example..

Woman(W):boy minum apa boy?
Person(P):err.. ling chi kang
W:LLIIIIINNNNNGGGGG CHHHHHIIIIIII KKKKANNNNNNGGGGG SSSSSAAAATTTTUUUUU... *does some counting* *says the price of ur food+drink*

and it's the freaking same EVERY SINGLE TIME for EVERY DIFFERENT DRINK!!!

W:boy minum apa boy?
P:hoi di yea (some sea coconut thingi)
W:HHOOOIIIIII DDDIIIIIII YEEAAAAAAAA SAAAAATTUUUUUUUU... *count count states price*

P:limau ais kurang ais....
W:LLLLLIIIIIMMMMMMMAAAAAUUUUU KUUUURRRAAAAANNNGGGG AIIISSSSS SSSAAAATTTUUUUUU...

well.. probably some ppl may not get it.. u have to hear it urself to understan and laugh about it.. lol.. and yes.. i'm actually lifeless enough to blog about it.. LOL.. just so u know.. the place i'm talking about is some zhap fan (mixed rice) stall at the top floor of the new market in SS15 subang jaya.. go try it out.. and laugh.. =)

cheap food, free entertainment, HUGE drumstick.. no seriously.. it's HUGE.. whether or not it's like geneticly modified i have NO idea.. but it rox.. XD drop by the ss15 market sometime soon!!

*they should pay me for advertising that place* XD

Powderful England

If u think ur english is bad, u should check out these pics.. =D it's living proof that there actually ARE people with extremely powderful england in the world.. XD

Damn.. imagine shit exploding in the sky....

Press it cos u just want to =)

Wonder what u can find here, Fishing with Frodo?

Die already still want me do stuff meh......

Even computers have powderful england =)

Sean, meet Salami.. Maverick, meet Macaroni..

Omg they have asian butts for sale??

I think "bad weather" is an understatement.. plus.. swimming pool gives service? lol

Yeah.. cheated out of breathing..

Now, why would i wanna be in trouble?

I wonder how does any1 slip carefully...

Wow.. this place defies the biological explanation of human menopause..

Why would any1 wanna eliminate horniness? XD

no duh, captain obvious..

I wouldn't even if u allowed me to.. omg..

Children made elsewhere is fine.. =)

"does trimming the foot hurt? =\"

Damn.. this place sucks...

bear? hmm i never tried bear before....

Your soul is mine... (for mortal kombat players) XD

It would be alot better if it's just "good curry"

taken from "how to kidnap a kid"

And if ur dead, please call a mortuary

man.. i need a social life...

aww.. how harsh can a potato get? ><

Managements also use powderful england!!

I guess kids start young these days..

Hmm.. they have been putting on some weight...

i wonder what programme is this..

One-stop shop for anaeroxic patients =)

i wouldn't jump even if it's allowed.. lol..

we all know the slowest animal is the sloth, i think i just found the slowest vegetable =)

I wouldn't believe any1 who told me this is nice...

Fun kills.. literally..

Yes.. well said.. don't burn it too, it'll get burnt =)

Some of it were taken out of a forwarded email.. others were just taking from www.engrish.com.. Holy crap i'm damn bored.. it's a sunday morning.. ahhhhh somebody please ajak me out.. *dies*

Pink Ping Pong Balls........

Okay.. some of you out there may already have heard this story, but most of you may not.. those who haven't, just read on lah.. =)

A long long time ago, there was a boy.. a young boy.. a very young boy.. about only 11 years old.. he was a very quiet boy, never saying anything much in his life.. His father was worried that there may be something wrong with his son, so he told him "son, for ur upsr next year, if u get straight A's, i'll give u anything u want in the world.. ANYTHING at all.. just name it.." to that, his son just nodded his head..

A year past, and the son went for upsr.. the father reminded him again.. and he just nodded.. when the results came out.. wow.. he gotten straight A's.. so his father said "congratz son, u did very good.. now for ur reward, what do want? just name it, anything at all".. his son replied.. "dad.. i want one pink ping pong ball for every A that i got"..

his father stoned at the reply.. "Son.. i can give u anything at all in the world.. are u sure that's what u want?" "yes" replied the son.. "SURE??" asked his dad once more, "yes" reassured his son.. So fine.. his dad got him 8 pink ping pong balls, one for every A he got.

3 years passed and it was time for his pmr.. once again.. his father told him.. "son, i'll give u anything in the world if u get straight A's.. ANYTHING at all.. anything.." and once again.. the son just nodded.. eventually.. the results came out.. and as expected.. he achieved straight A's again.. his father was so proud, he wanted to just get him the latest model handphone, but to respect his son, he asked what he wanted.. "just as before, a pink ping pong ball for every A i got" replied his son.. "WHAT?? ARE U SERIOUS??" yelled his dad.. and once again his son just nodded.. "sigh... fine..." and he got another 8 pink pink pong balls..

All the pink pink pong balls that he collected, were stored in one big container, on a shelf in his room.. visible to all who entered his room.. now, he has 16 pink ping pong balls..

So time passed, and it was time for spm.. as he was choosing the number of subjects, before his father even asked him, he told his father that he wanted one pink ping pong ball for every A that he gets.. his father was already sick of wondering why.. so he just agreed.. when the results came out.. he shocked the world by getting 21As.. the most anybody has ever got.. EVER.. his father was proud beyond sanity.. but his son just told him.. "dad.. u owe me another 21 pink ping pong balls".

This repeated until he was working.. through his college and uni life, for whatever competition he joined, he just wanted pink ping pong balls as his reward.. as time goes on and on.. the container in his room was eventually filled with pink ping pong balls.. suddenly, as if his life was dependant on the space left in the container, when the container was full, he was admitted to hospital for a strange disease never seen before by doctors.. the doctors told him that he has 3 more days to live..

His father was distraught.. he was SO devestated that his son was going to die.. but his son showed no fear.. on his last day to live, his father asked him.. "son.. i loved you all my life.. but i have one question before u leave this place... why.. for all ur life.. why were u collecting the ping pong balls?.." his son replied.. "dad.. i don't usually talk much, i'm sure u know.. i've writted the full explanation inside a piece of paper in an envolope kept in the container of the ping ping pong balls.. read and u'll underst..." before he could finish he sentence, he closed his eyes and passed away..

After the funeral and burial, his father went to clean his room.. he saw the big container of pink ping pong balls, and remembered what his son said.. curious to know.. he opened the container, and poured out all the pink ping pong balls.. the pink ping pong balls bounced everywhere around the room.. eventually covering most of the floor.. he wondered did he really achieved that much as represented by each pink pong ball.. as expected, at the bottom of the container, there was a envolope.. he took the envolope and read the cover "take this into the middle of the lake in the middle of the park down the road, there and only there can u open this envolope".

Wanting to fulfill his son's death wish, he took his car, drove down the road to the park, rented a boat, and paddled to the middle of the lake.. when he reached the middle of the lake, he put down the oars, took out the envolope, and opened it.. it read "dear dad.. if ur reading this means i must be gone.. i probably have alot of explaining to do, and everything is in this letter.. I........"

Just then, a gust of wind blew the letter out of the fathers' fingers and into the lake.. the letter, written on special paper, immediately disintegrated on contact with water, the letter was destroyed.

The end.



Yes.. it's supposed to end that way.. LOL.. this whole story is just meant for u to COMPLETELY waste 5 to 10 minutes of ur life (if ur a slow reader, 20-30 minutes of ur life).. yes.. i have nothing better to do.. i'm not called lifeless for nothing.. see ya!!! XD

Of pain, injuries, and stupidity.

Okay.. sry i haven't updated in a while.. didn't have any inspiration to be stupid.. but since today i went to sjmc again.. (yes AGAIN).. and officially have another injury to add to my list.. i'll just blog today about all the pain and suffering i've been through... (honestly, less of pain, more on suffering, a LOT more on stupidity) XD

Let's start with my 1st ever injury of all time.. actually.. i don't remember my 1st every injury of all time.. guess there were too many to start with.. let's just talk about the STUPID ones, k? =D

scene 1
setting:my old room when my whole family used to sleep in one room
time:late at night, approx. 3am, date unclear, year 1998 (std 3)
(well actually this wasn't really an "injury" just something laughable =))

It was late at night, i was sleeping on the top bunk of my double decker bed.. younger bro below me, youngest bro in a cot on another side of the room, mom and dad on the king size bed.. picture it yet? it was all in one room.. JUST PICTURE IT LAH.. >< so.. according to my mom, i do kung fu in my sleep.. i didn't believe her.. so.. just like any other night i went to sleep.. and guess what, i rolled off my double decker bed.. from the top floor.. best part, i didn't feel anything i just continued sleeping LOL.. my mom and dad woke up, so did my two brothers, hearing the SLAMM.. but i continued sleeping.. dad carried me back to my bed.. and when i woke up the next morning.. everybody was staring at me one kind LOL.. i seriously didn't know anything XD

scene 2
setting:outside my high school (smk subang utama)
time:approx 9am, early nov 2002(form 1)

Sean and gang ajak go to padang bawah to play football.. most of them were walking, just me who cycled.. Sam wanted to sit my bike together with me.. so sit lo.. only problem is.. that fella.. kenot sit still.. so in some weird way or another, while we were speeding down the hill, my front brake jammed, and we flew like superman.. literally.. his face was scratched on the tar road on one side, while i slammed jaw-first into the tar road.. yes.. ouch.. i'm sure it must have hurt.. but weirdly, i didnt' feel anything.. guess it was already numb.. i got up, and felt my jaw was hanging from it's sockets.. (no kidding) i walked back into SU (subang utama) and the 1st person i saw was liyi.. she freaked out and screamed (well no duh, i looked like a friggin zombie with my jaw hanging like that, my white shirt was BLOODY(literally) red LOL) skip the boring part, the stupid pbsm ppl wanted to pour "fong you" on my open wound.. don't ask me what kinda pbsm my school has lol.. then some teacher drove me back home (why not straight to hospital i have no idea) and my parents came home to bring me to hospital.. got 18 stiches and i was on liquid food for 2 months thanks to that broken jaw =)

side note: don't ask me why and don't ask me how, i personally find myself immune to pain and i heal from broken bones and other injuries faster than most ppl =)

scene 3
setting: in taekwondo training
time: approx 6pm one fair sunday afternoon, march 2007(1st year college)

lazy type long story.. here's a convo that happened..
key: chen teng-ct, jo ann-jo, sonia-s, drew-d

ct:ok.. all try to continous jumping turning kicks with diff legs.. jo, u go 1st..
jo:*kick kick kick* AIYA kenot la.. so hard....
ct:sonia?
s:*kick kick kick kick kick kick kick smile*
ct:not bad.. drew?
d:uhhhhh.. i really cannot lo.. dun wanna try aso..
ct:try la.. just try.. what's the worst that can happen?
d:err.. fine.. *kick kick kick CRACKKKKKK fall scream and start laughing*

side note 2:instead of crying, i laugh when i'm in pain.. DON'T ASK WHY.. i just do.. probably a way to transfer the pain away through laughter..

ct, jo, s:OMFG DREW ARE U OK?!?!?!
d:HAHAHAnoHAHAHAveryHAHAHAHApainHAHAHAHA
jo:he's crazy........
s:yeah...
d:HAHAHAHseriouslyHAHAHApainHAHAHAcan'tmoveHAHAHAHAHAHA
ct:shit la.. i think broken d la.. does this hurt?*poke*
d:WTFFFFFFFFAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ct:ok.. it's broken..


Well.. actually there are many many other stories on my injuries la.. i was admitted to hospital on my birthday, broke my arm, my jaw, my ankle, my shoulder... and latest news.. after today.. i officially have a cast on my thumb.. =D good news is it's not broken.. bad news is the tendon is torn.. STUPIDITY is going to play futsal IMMIDIATELY after i walked out of the hospital LOL..

Quote of this blog: I'm lifeless, sue me =)

Random Funny Youtube Vids =)

Hey people.. sry i haven't updated in a while.. holidays started d.. bz being a bum.. XD

Anyway.. just to keep ya'll occupied like i alwiz do.. here are some stuff to entertain urselves with in youtube.. (yes.. i surf youtube like crazy, i know) =)

i know we all have fun laughing at uber nerds.. don't get me wrong.. not ur average nerd.. those SERIOUSLY high pants BIG geeky glasses, pens in shirt pockets.. well.. let's not be so bad la.. let's just watch a vid by a nerd =D (i honestly understand everything he's talking about LOL.. does that make me a nerd? ><)

not bad huh.. lol.. i respect these kinda ppl.. another kind of ppl i respect.. are people who are more lifeless than me.. just like this person who spent his time trying to listen to what he's trying to sing... =)

In case u ppl are addicted to indian songs with "english" sounds.. go to youtube and search until buffalax.. and enjoy urself there.. ahahaha

I need more ideas to blog about.. (this is a hint for anybody to ajak me out for any reason)

Lifeless, out =D

Pwnage maths..

YEAH!! EXAM OVER!!! WOOHOO!!! *runs around screaming like a little girl in circles*

now i get to enjoy a well deserved.. err.. okay so maybe not that well deserved.. two week holiday... WHICH i have to use to study cos i need to beomce some godlike nerd b4 my finals.. YES.. BELIEVE IT DAMMIT.. lol..

Anyway.. let's talk about maths.. most ppl will say it's hard.. and i'd agree.. it was abit harder than expected.. but nontheless.. can do la.. but i threw away 15 marks.. LOL.. cos i didn't know that calcalators can be used to calculate the factors of cubic equations.. HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I FORGET THAT?!? lol.. but the BEST part of the whole paper.........

in the LAST section of the LAST sub-question of the LAST question in my LAST paper of my LAST trials... after intensive working.. it came down to this...

surd x (that's the square root of x for those of u who gave up maths) = 11

so obviously.. x would be the square of 11...

WITHOUT thinking... and writing from friggin reflexes..... i wrote.....

132

LIKE OMFGWTFLOLBBQVCDDVDWANTANMEE... HOW OR WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I MADE 11x11=132?!?!?! lol.. yes i know a friggin std 1 student can get that correct.. ppl make mistakes kay.. wanna fight ar BLEK..

i'm emo.. when i become president of some country.. i'll make 11x11=132.. and i'll make my ultimate high school maths mistake true also.. but that one.. if i tell u ppl.. i think u'd get a better laugh than at all my jokes in this blog... but well.. since i'm here to make u ppl laugh.. what i did in high school.. OH.. it was for SPM trials.. i think i have a curse with trials lol..

again.. after intensive working.. sweat flowing down my cheeks.. rushing for time (ok maybe not.. lol).. i wrote.. 1x1=2..

rocks rite? =) i'll stop typing now.. u ppl need a LONG time to laugh over this.. lifeless out ><

Lizard

ok.. well.. there are some ppl who say this blog is boring, alot of words.. should have more pictures.. so find.. just for those ppl who are too lazy to READ... here's a post dedicated to all of you.. =)

i'm sure u all know what a lizard is.. for those of you who don't... this,

is a lizard.. =) i caught it while i was bathing in my toilet.. must be some horny lizard.. camp in toilet 1 lol.. anyway.. i caught it.. put it in a bottle then bathed then came to play with it..

*i wonder what's down there...*

*ooo i can see my house from here*

*aww don't i look cute* =)

Then i realised.. lizards are so unlucky.. THEY CAN'T CAMWHORE!!!! and so.. it's lifeless to the rescue!!!

*oooo i'm big*
(lizard through a magnifying glass)

(lizard on a thumb)

*i promise i'll be good.. can u PLUEASEEE let me go now... =(*

*HAH i solved a rubik's cube!! In your face u other incompetent reptiles*

*dear father in heaven, please make this person stop taking pics of me....*

And after that.. his prayers were answered.. hmm.. or her prayers.. can't tell.. no external organs LOL.. but nontheless, IT'S prayers were answered.. about 15 minutes later.. WITHIN that 15 minutes........

*helpppp meeeeee*
(Lizard in a box)

*my.. what big eyes i have.. whatcha' lookin at??*
(Lizard in zoom)

*Ooooo.. everythings' upside downnnn...*
(need i say, upside-down lizard) LOL

*ARGH you @$!%#*)@ MY EYES!!!*
(Lizard under flash)

*Wtf i'm only worth 6.90??*
(Lizard.. err.. err.... u think for urself.. lol =))

*Check out my skillz that killzzz*
(Lizard hanging from a middle finger)

*will you be my fwennnnn?*
(Lizard and mouse)

*s..t..o..p...t..a..k..i..n..g...p..i..c..t..u..r..e..s.....*
(Lizard on keyboard)

(I don't think i need to say anything for these pics LOL XD)

*STRETCHHH... finally over... yeah...*
(stretching lizard LOL)

Yay it's over.. lol.. not bad huh.. not only can my rubic's cube camwhore.. so can random lizards that i catch.. yes yes i know.. i'm lifeless =D

p.s. if any1 of you are wondering what i did to the lizard after this, i plucked it's tail out and disected it, found it's heart and brains then threw it away let it go la.. i where got so evil 1.. *i wonder where it is and what it's doing now, definitely not taking pictures LOL*

Lifeless, out~