Injured again lol

ahahaha.. yes i know i'm gonna get alot of comments for this post.. but wth.. i'm a lifeless person.. i need the thrills in life.. that's why i did it XD

here's what happened... imagine a person.. sitting on the bonnet of a car.. and that car accelerates at a constant rate.. (for ppl who don't take physics, that means that the speed is increasing in proportion to time).. (for ppl who don't take science in the 1st place.. means that the car is just getting faster and faster lol)..

AND then.. the driver decided to JAM his brakes.. so according to physics.. u slam ur brakes, means the kinetic energy from the car COMPLETELY transfers to the person sitting on the bonnet due to the principle of conservation of energy.. momentum propells that person forward.. and that person flies in front..

to be exact.. that person flew off the car.. hit the ground.. rolled like 5 times.. stayed there for like 3 seconds.. then stood up again.. and burst out laughing.. LOL..

i really don't know why i do these stupid stuff.. but if ppl ask.. my answer would be.. "lol.. for the fun of it.. just for kicks".. and that wouldn't be a lie.. =)

ANYway.. so knee busted open.. toes scratched here and there.. OH.. THIS would be the kind of injury that the EFFING motorcyclist i banged sustained.. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED 300 BUCKS OF MEDICAL BILL WTF... nvm nvm.. let's not go back there.. GAH...

so anyway.. after studying so much.. during my short breaks in between study time.. i came up with a new theory to add to my additional lists of theories of life =).. here it is...

-Sex-linked problems are found in the sex chromosomes..
-Being horny is related to sex..
-THUS, the allele of horniness must be in a sex chromosome..
-Guys and girls both can get horny..
-SO, the allele of horniness must be in a sex chromosome that both genders have..
-Both genders have the X sex chromosome, thus allele of horniness must be in the X chromosome.
-As females are XX and males are XY, females have double the X than males..

THEREFORE.. in conclusion, females are twice as horny as males.. =D

makes sense, doesn't it? LOL..

this is what happens when u study too much XD ahahahaha.. out~