Curiosity Kills......

U know.. sometimes i sit down.. and think to myself.. ppl wonder about their purpose in life.. i start thinking about S~T~U~P~I~D stuff.. that i don't dare ask anybody in real life cos it'll just make them stare at me and go wtf... here are a few examples...

u know the milk brand dutch lady... is she even dutch? and why dutch? can't it be like... oh i dunno... malay lady? LOLWTF... or maybe cos one syllable (however u spell that).. greek lady? LOL

what other questions of life do i have.. oh yeah.. u know those sewage holes thingi.. they call it a manhole.. WHY man?!? sexist freaks.. i mean.. woman have more holes than man.. got spare.. LOLOL.. so many other things have holes.. why MANhole??

Here's one.. a person who teach is a teacher.. a person who dance is a dancer.. so WHY isn't a person who cooks a cooker? person who runs is a runner, WHY isn't a person who smiles a smiler? LOL

Well.. everybody knows that there are alwiz some things that u can ask a teacher a MILLION times and they'll just say "COS IT'S LIKE THAT LAAAA"... or "HOW WOULD I KNOW?? U TRY LA!!" take for example.......

~~acid+base=salt+water... salt.. are all salts salty? if they're not why are they called salt? furthermore.. if sweets are sweet and salt is salty.. why isn't there something called a sour or a bitter?

~~me:Teacher.. is black a color?
Teacher (T): yes it is..
Me:u said that if an object is red, it reflects red light and absorbs everything else.. if it's blue, it reflects blue light and absorbs everything else right?
T:yes?
Me: so if an object is black.. does it reflect black light? how can light be black? black is dark right?
T:errr.. no.. u see.. if an object is black.. it absorbs everything...
Me:then u said it reflects the color it is?
T:yes but black is an acception..
Me:but u said black is a color..
T:errrrrr.......

~~darkness is absense of light.. but is light the absense of darkness? absense means it's not there.. if u can create light.. can u create darkness? u can take a light to light up a place.. absense of light means u take it away.. but if u take that away u have darkness.. if darkness is the absense of light, how can u take away the absense of something that's not there?

~~why do ppl come up with stupid sentences like "everything i tell u is a lie, am i telling the truth?" just to screw ppl's minds up? it's called a paradox.. look it up.. why do paradoxes even exist? it serves no purpose.. can't do any good.. it makes perfectly good minds go insane trying to figure it out........

~~Why do we say mothers tongue, but when ppl ask u what dialect u are, u say ur fathers? shouldn't we follow our mothers since it's MOTHERS tongue after all? example.. mom is hokkien, dad is hainan.. TECHNICALLY.. mothers tongue would be hokkien.. but when ppl ask.. u are hainanese... why??

~~On that topic.. why is it mother nature, mother's tongue.. but father christmas and father time? why can't it be father's tongue? or mother christmas? or maybe father is for immaterial things.. but without time there's no nature.. what happens if time stops? next topic~~

~~What happens if time stops? einstein said that if something travels at the speed of light, it's mass becomes zero, it's length becomes infinite, and it's clock stops.. so if ever something travels at the speed of light.. does it mean it can't die? since it stops time? but what happens when ur mass becomes zero?

~~talking about science.. WHERE do ppl get ideas on what to call something new? like example the 1st time they discovered nucleotides.. WHY adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine? CAN'T they have called it something EASIER?!?.. there's nothing saything that adenine is FIXED NAME.. just the smartass dude who named it that...

~~going on... WHY do they give STUPID names to stuff that can be called in short? like buckministerfullerene.. carbon ball.. AND why do old scientists have FRIGGIN long and hard-to-remember name like like like... ERRRrrrrr... oh i dunno.. faraday and boltzman and helmholtz.. not like now where's its like andrew or sean or ryan =.= best part.. they get stuff named after them.. stuff that WE HAVE TO REMEMBER.. yes.. i'm blaming their mothers for giving them long and hard-to-remember names just to screw the minds of the future generations.. when i get something named after me it's gonna be drew-something.. drew's constant, drew's law.. SEE.. SO MUCH EASIER... ><

i know.. i think too much sometimes.. i'm SURE i've thought of MANY other non-sensible stuff.. like why is the word BOX refers to a rectangular prism.. can't it be a pyramid or a sphere..

OK.. i'll stop here.. i just need to clear my mind b4 my chem5 paper tmr.. oh wait.. it's past 12.. LATER.. damn... k.. study~~~ have fun thinking of my ideas for life =)