Phuket Pics!!!

Yeah it's finally coming.. =D

i'm really really sorry.. i wanted to find a time where i'd have like enough time to post this up all in one post.. didn't wanna draft and leave it and continue... the chain of lame will be broken.. So well.. pictures says a thousand words.. i'll just put up the pics with captions for the 6 days that we were there =D

Day 1~~

Teh money.. (which got stolen anyway =.=)

Waiting for people in sam's hse b4 leaving

walking out of sam's hse.. lol..

walk walk...

Walk...... through carefour... (jin kak face sux man) LOL

Teh subang ktm station =D

Buying teh ticket...

Teh ticket.. luls

Ex united b4 leaving subang =D

In teh trainz.. poor poor sam...

Smilee =) zach.. wat are u looking at.......

Zach: i think i see girl... *stares*

In teh bus.. lol

Checking in the luggage...

Dinner......

Cal:1ST TIME USE PASSPORT WEI.. DAMN KOOL WEI.. *BANGGA*

In the waiting hall.. wait wait wait....

Our flight.. 0876 number decreasing DAMN KOOL WEI

In teh plane....

Leaving KL.. night view.. =D

Leaving teh plane... lol

In the walkway thingi connecting the terminal to the plane LOL


ZOMFG THAI TOILET FTW (damn clean wei...)

Imigration...

Outside the van...

Inside the van.. luls..

WOOH THEY HAVE TESCO!!!
Teh dorm guest house =)

RM3.90 HEINEKEN!!!
RM2.90 TIGER!!! ZOMGZOMGZOMG
Double cheese pork burger flavoured chips anyone? =D

ok i'm ASSUMING that means "fruit"..
walking around....

The bars/clubs..

Sorry i just found this pic amusing.. and yes.. 3 ppl on a bike ARE allowed here..

Our host Sean, showing sam the roads and good stuff =DBangla road.. where all the clubs and nightlife are..

Girl or guy? u be the judge =)

EX in bangla road..b=D


Teh stuff Sean(captain) likes...



Check out the bigass burgers and PORK BURGER WOOT!!!

There was some patong beach festival thing going on lol..

Horseshoe crab.. =D
Fried squid eggs.. one of the many EXOTIC dishes of our 1st night dinner =D

Papaya salad.. small innocent dish that will KILL ur tastebuds/throat..

THESE.. were pieces of shits zomg.. tastes like zomg wtf.. don't even know what they were.. LOL

Dinner =D

The faces of unparelleled exitement =)

The remnants of our battle with new weird thai food =(

Roast DUCT anyone? =)

Onion like vegetable.. i wonder what it is...lol..

THEN we went back to sleep.. got up the next day and went walking around...

Day 2~~

Walk walk...

McD Sawatikapp =D
Bangla road in the morning.. EMPTY..

Anybody up for a jar of poo? =D

Breakfast...

Extended holiday shopping hours only ONE pathetic hour LOL.

Then we went to walk around the shopping mall.. there was this gun stimulator thing that was SOOO cool weih....

There are SOME ppl that look dumb holding guns........


And some that look AWESOME... =D

Are you feeling lucky.. punk?

Sam having happy dreams... =)

Our host/guide Sean =D

Cal flirting with some fat thai chick LOL

The newfound EX rempits =D



EX REMPITS!!!



Poor poor neglected football.. =(

Naww... EX will NEVER forget football =D
The beach..
The guys =D

The sunset..

2nd night DINNER!! cooked by Lek.. =D (AWESOME CURRY MAN)

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And the non clubbers...lol

Before we knew it, it was the 3rd day.. WHICH was the day that we went to a different island for a 2days 1night =D

The guys b4 getting on the boat..

The boat.. speedboat... compared with....THESE boats.. i swear i'll die if i sit this boat there lol..

VERY... STRONG... WINDDDDD...

The orgasm sex face of calvyn and sam.. XD

Check out the comparism.. lololol..

Wheeeeeee smilessss =D

jinkak.. and the very jinkak face lol..

TUKTUK!! lol.. we sat a tuktuk to the resort =)


Tuktuk =D

The road to the resort.. some super kampung huh..

Check out the buffalo.. haha

HUGE LEAF WEIHH lol..

This is where we stayed.....
LOL ya rite la.. this is where we stayed lol..

THIS.. is where we stayed.. our own bungalow weihhh =D

EX united.. in our bungalow-for-the-night =D

Allowing the child in us to play with sand =D haha

On the boat... to the island to snorkel =D

Wheeeee =)

This is how ppl get sun-burnt..He has modelling running through his blood..

Beautiful lagoon...

=)

Entrance to the beautiful lagoon with the boat-guy =D

Lunchtime.. =)

This is how MORE ppl get SERIOUSLY sunburnt..

Smiles =D

Sam the rockclimber =)

Check out the view weih.. damn kool wei..

Seriously love the scenery... =D

Yeah i know i have a retard face =)


Sam the rock climbing caveman =)

Then when we went back.. the boatman dude can also climb coconut trees to get coconuts for us =D

Us with the coconut tree climbing boat guy LOL
Seriously the coconut rocks =D
Best coconuts ever.. we took so much.. haha

DIE coconuts DIE..

Sam trying his hand..
KITTY!!! lol

And then.. the next day.. we left the place to go back to the mainland...

Day 4~~

The bed we slept on.. complete with mosquito net and all wei.. LOL

The toilet~~

The area... lol..

Tuktuk ride back to the jetty~~

Came back.. and yihu fell sick.. he was stuck in bed for like the whole day lol..


Try out coke zero.. just like pepsi max, maximum taste, ZERO sugar.. LOL

The camwhore =)

The clubber camwhores..
Sawatikap..
Picture speaks a thousand words..
The book addicted jinkak, and the sick yihu.. after the other guys went clubbing..

And then the next day~~~ we went for a walk finding more exotic stuff and food and did some shopping and all... =D

5th day~~

yeah.. i'll take refuse in a bin alright..

Beach..

Fountain.. xD

Cockles, mussles and oysters.. FRESH.. =D

OMG HE'S DROWNING AN OYSTER!!

It tastes sooooooooo gooooooood man.... LOL

And then we had fun with the bugs.. WOOOHHOOOOOO!!!

Some worms...

Crickets...
HUGE ASS bugs.. cockroaches or something duno wat it was omg..

yum yum...

closeup of teh HUGE bug..
rawr..
THIS dude.. eats ANYTHING.. proven..

Some housefly looking-like-bug-thingi.. lol

Smile at teh bug......
The face of agony...
The face of enjoyment bullshit

AND... the face of jin kak =)

WOOT malaysian car in thailand!!

We were MOVING when we took this.. LOL

Like i said above.. 3 on a bike is LEGAL..=.=

Our last dinner in phuket...
The killer papaya salad...

Sorry i ALSO found this pic amusing... lol

And then it was time to leave.. we woke up at like 5 in the morning.. well.. the clubbers went clubbing till 4 something.. me and jin kak stayed back to read our newly bought twilight series..zach and yihu were sick.. so yeah..

Last (6th) day~~ 5am

leaving the guest house...

Bye bye seablue guesthouse phuket!!

bye bye and THANKS Lek!! u STILL make AWESOME curries.. =D
BYE BYE!!!

In the van to the airport.....

Checking in our luggage again...

We were ALL so tired that most of us fell asleep once we got on the plane.. and by the time we woke up, we have already touched down in malaysia.. so forgive the lack of pics LOL..

In the van on the way back to cal's house.. see.. all dead except yihu.. cos he slept like the WHOLE last two days LOL..

EX UNITED.. Back from Phuket =D

Woohoo i finally did it.. took me 3 and a half hours.. using vern sheng's com.. THANKS VERN!!! wooooooooot!!!

EX UNITED.. WE CAME.. WE SAW.. WE CONQUERED PHUKET THAILAND BABEHHH!!!!

And i'm lifeless enough to blog SO EFFING MANY PICTURES... LIFELESS OUT WOOT!!

Greetings from Phuket Part II

hie again.. i know it's only been like 12 hours++ since my last post.. but it's like 10am here and the guys are still sleeping... (prolly cos they came back at 5 from a go go bars and clubbing luls).. and me, julian jin kak, alvin and yihu didn't go.. (see i told u i'm not a clubber xD)

so let's tell more stories.. =)

yihu is sick.. slept the WHOLE effing day yesterday.. i honestly don't know how he slept for so damn long =.= haha..

tuk tuk's are effing EVERYWHERE weih.. i wish i was in one of the burnout games where i get bonus for taking out tuktuks XD well.. at least i had the experience of sitting one.. one of the many experiences that i won't get in malaysia =)

papaya salad are teh bomb man.. ever tried eating raw crab? LOL.. well usually it's not good.. but like in this case it's like DAMN NICE WEIHHH.. plus the fact that u can tell the person to put in how many chilli padi as u wish.. we tried 1.. JUST ONE PUNY ONE.. and we all felt like dying.. SERIOUSLY like wtf weih.. hot like ZOMG.. den we asked the locals normally how many they put.. they were like.. err.. 10? on average?.. we were seriously omgwtflolbbqwantanmee..

whee.. so anyway.. urhhhh.. wait sry can't think.. julian jin kak is breathing down my neck.. like LITERALLY.. like STARING into the com reading everything i write.. yes he's reading this.. yes read yes.. screw u.. =) get lost larh zomg.. i wanna blog in peace.. oh yay he's gone.. =)

ok.. have i mentioned that thai ppl are obsessed with 7-11? seriously.. within a y^2+x^2=3 loci with the centerpoint being the guest house that we're staying in.. there are at least 10 7-11 shops.. like SERIOUSLY damn alot loo... prolly they need all the condom's they can get for all the sex around here.. or maybe lube for all the tranny buttseks around here =.=

i bought a bandana yay.. for like 70 bhat.. means like rm7.. STUPID SHOP IN PYRAMID SELL ME BANDANA FOR 25 BUCKS =.= gah... oh well.. today is shopping day.. means.. SHOPPPINNNGGGGG!!! WHEEEEEE..

ok.. the non-clubbing guys are bugging me to get off the com to hunt for breakfast.. guess i better go before jinkak starts breathing down my neck.. au revoir~!!

Greetings from Phuket

This is gonna be a very short post.. why? cos...

1 - i can't upload any pics to this com..
2 - i don't have that much time to use this com..
3 - i'm just too lazy to actually do an actual post.. =)

It's been a very very VERY tiring last 4 days.. man.. i don't think i have enough sleep.. lol.. furthermore.. i'm sunburnt.. like REALLY REALLY sunburnt T_T.. stupid snorkelling trip that takes like an hour to reach the site that can't see shits anyway =.=

this place is like infested with trannies ladyboys man.. EVERYWHERE u see there's one.. ESPECIALLY in bangla road.. goddam weih... =.= u can't even tell whether the girls are girls =.= wtf is wrong with this place.. lol.. speaking of trannies.. sam and yihu got attacked by trannies ahahaha.. quote one of them to yihu "u wanna put something in my mouth? =)" to sam... urh.. i'll leave it for another time.. xD ahahaha

btw, THAI MASSAGE ROCKS WEIH!!

oh and another stupid fact.. i got effing robbed =.= buy some girl.. come to think of it.. maybe a tranny.. can't tell =.= ahhhh screw this screwed up place.. BUT WELL on the bright side.. at least i managed to get all 4 books of the twilight series (twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn) before i was robbed =D stupid books.. whole malaysia sold out.. make me come to another country just to get it GAH.. NO SHIT WEIH... borders, kinokuniya, mph, popular.. ALLL sold out wtf =.=

Sigh.. well.. means i gotta make a new ic, driving license, student card, urhhh.. atm card.. holiday villa card, royal selangor card.. bah so much.. lucky i don't have any super sentimental stuff in there weih.. hrm.. oh well.. i curse that person who stole my wallet to die a slow and excruciatingly painful death hope that the whole thing won't be too much a hassle to get done larh.. hmm.. i need a new wallet.. (xmas is coming xDxD)

hmmm other than that.. the place is good larh.. pics will be posted when i'm home and using my own com.. everybody here rides a motorbike, regardless with or without license.. WHICH MEANS.. EXunited in thailand is now known as rempEXunited.. xD SOOOO cool weih all of us riding motorbikes together.. something we'll never get to do in malaysia.. ahaha.. omg larh sean ur missing so muchhhhh.....

Oh and a further note to captain sean.. hope ur having fun in london.. we all wish u were here to party and enjoy life with us.. but we all understand that sex family is more important than friends.. so it's all cool =) hehe.. we got a thousand (ok i'm exaggerating.. sue me =.=) pics and vids for u so u can share our enjoyment =) heheheh.. so let's summarize this post into point form..

1)I GOT ROBBED!!!
2)I'M SUNBURNT!!
3)PHUKET STILL ROCKS!!
4)THAI MASSAGE ROCKS!! (not when sunburnt T_T)
5)i like purple =) urhh.. well.. guess that's all the important points loo.. xD

i'll be back on the 21st.. anybody willing to pick me up from the ktm station? about 1 something afternoon.. or 2 something.. ahhh sometime in the afternoon larh.. ahaha..

oh and sorry i won't be able to get any souviniers for any1.. i WOULD have got them.. but i was robbed.. can't exactly blame me.. sorry.. oh and munyee, i WOULD have did some shopping for u, but like i said.. i was robbed =( sorry also..

Anywayyyyy... dun miss me too much.. coming back in 2 days.. Lifeless OUT!!! =D

Phuket HERE I COME!!!

aite guys.. i'm leaving for phuket, thailand d.. try not to miss me too much ya.. i'll be back for xmas.. wheeee..

just to keep u ppl busy when i'm gone.. here are a few vids to go wtf at as usual.. =D





i must warn u, the next one is slighty erm... 18sx.. lolol.. credits to vern for introducing the vids =)



So... yeah.. have fun.. and *quote simple plan* miss me when i'm gone~~

What if...

So i'm leaving for phuket in about 15 hours.. man i can't wait.. but then.. after being paranoid for like a few hours that i will forget to bring something.. i start to think of all the "what if's".....


what if i forget to bring something important?
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what if i lose my wallet?
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what if i lose my passport?
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what if my phone gets stolen?
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what if i get assraped by a tranny..
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what if we get drunk and get assraped by trannies..
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what if THAI stands for Trannies Have Absolute Ignorance?
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what if the plane we sit gets hijacked by terrorists?
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what if a tsunami hits phuket?
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what if the plane we sit isn't a plane?
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what if a tornado hits instead of a tsunami..
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what if a bomb is planted in our hotel?
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what if everything i tell u is a lie?
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what if zhuge liang is a tranny?
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what if IELTS means I Extremely Love Tranny Sex?
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what if trannies take over the world?
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what if bush is a tranny?
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what if peter piper didn't pick enough pickled peppers?
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what if a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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what if betty didn't buy better butter to make her bitter butter better?
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what if the moon crashes into the earth?
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what if the sun dies out?
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what if jupiter becomes a giant black hole and sucks everything else in it?
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what if everything i said above is true?
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what if i lied?
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what if this post has no relevant sense at all?
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what if i just wasted about 5 minutes of ur life?
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I guess i just did =) lifeless out..

Maximum Random

Hmmm... i wonder whether anybody still reads this dead place...

Ok.. yes i know i haven't updated for like 1 month and 15 days.. i duno.. i guess i just lost the motivation to update this place..

Probably cos i've been too damn occupied doing stupid lifeless stuff that i can't put everything into this blog anymore.. so for everything that happened during the last 1.5 months, i'd summarize it into a fast and VERY RANDOM ORDERED organized list of stuff that happened/is going to happen..

1)EX UNITED IZ GOING 2 PHUKET BABEHHHH!!!
We'll be gone from the 16th(this coming tues) and back on the 21st.. want anything let me know FAST.. XD

2)mom's bday and youngest bro's bday passed on the 29th and 16th of november respectively..

3)EX had our bbq at zach's place.. watched some stupid stephen chow show that made me LMAO..

4)i've been watching too many random stupid youtube vids that i don't remember what i've watched or haven't watch..

5)Mahjong, poker, and blackjack are my new hobbies =)

6)I still can't find ppl to play pool consistently with.....

7)I'm still single LOL

8)I now have purple hair and purple eyes =D

9)My futsal gloves smells like shit....

10)I went to pc fair to get a purple 8gb thumbdrive =)

11)I was tempted by a RM299 1TB external hard disk but figured i won't need 1000gb of storage =.=

12)I have a new pink (cos i can't find purple) bandana...

13)I hate this number.. i swear i do.. (fell sick and had my car clamp on this date of this month =.=)

14)I can finally cut a deck of cards with one hand..

15)Did i mention i love the color purple... =)

16)I'm sorry for the severe lack of updates

17)I promise to whoever else who still reads this that i'll update about my trip to phuket with the guys.. =)

18)I'd appreciate it if WHOEVER reads this can post a comment in the cbox so i know that ppl still read this God-forsaken blog... =D

19)I can't wait for phuket...

20)I can't wait for french class to start again... lolol.. VIVE L'AMOUR!!!

21)I think i'm running out of ideas on what to write here...

22)I am really desperate trying to fill up space here.......

23)Now i'm just being stupid LOL..

24)I like to eat cococrunch for breakfast =) (idea contributed by kingsley)

25)Spongebob is one of my fav cartoons.. (idea contributed by sam)

26)I BEAT 1v1 BRUTAL IN RA3!!!...

27)ONLY dumbass ppl who are more lifeless than me eats kfc at 1am in front of the computer XD

28)WHY is it katak di bawah tempurung and not tempurung di atas katak?

29)why are there so many colors.... what are u trying to tell me.....

30)if 马路如虎口, is 虎口如马路?? (thanks king) XD

Ok.. now for MORE random stuff in form of essay instead of point form.. u ready for it? nyahahahaha

Why do people leave milk and cookies for santa on christmas? i mean.. why can't they leave him a sandwitch or something.. or better yet.. why not ramli burgers? it tastes so much better than milk and cookies.. especially the usj4 one XD Then again.. if santa eats one ramli burger for every house he visits.. that would be.... 10b ppl in the world.. assume one house 5 ppl.. that would be... 2billion ramli burgers in one night.. =D

U know.. i had alot more things to type out.. den suddenly my mom came into the room and asked me a heck lot of things about the phuket trip that i forgot all the nonsense i wanted to type.. so i guess that's about it...

Anyway.. like i said up that.. i'd appreciate it if everybody who reads this post can leave a comment in the cbox to whether i should continue this blog or close it permanently.. if there are still ppl reading this dead blog, my next post will be about phuket.. =)

So pray hard i don't die in a hijacked place or drown in a tsunami..

p.s. HAVE FUN IN LONDON SEAN!!!! =D

Lifeless, possibly or possibly not back in business =)

My childhood...

Yo wassup people.. sorry for the ub3r lack of updates.. been bz with finals and all.. *coughbullshitcough*.. erm.. so anyway.. i ran out of stupid lifeless stuff to post on this blog.. sob sob..

Anywayz.. few days ago i was like walking around my house looking through cupboards and drawers and stuff.. and found this huge collection of my childhood pics.. i felt SOOOO nostalgic man.. couldn't believe i was so young and SOOOO DAMNNNN CUTEEEEE!!! lol..

So since my scanner has been emo-ing me for the past god-knows-how-long.. i decided to use my cam to take pics of the photos... YES.. take pic of a pic.. just so i can put it here for u people to see XD

So here goes~!!!

WOOHOO SO CUTEEE!!! i was like.. what.. JUST born? few weeks old prolly..

on my parents' bed.. I'M SMILINGGGGGG =D imma happy happy baby XD

Check out my mom with the LALA hairstyle weihhh.. ahahah.. see my face.. at that time aso i dun like it d.. =(

This is where my stunts allllll started from... =D

Young biker.. start young =D

SAW the poser ar.. can play blank com.. PRO skillz.. XD

KINDEGARDEN!!! zomg wtf is wrong with my hair.. fringe senget 1 T_T

My 4 year old bday cake!! big big big bird cake XD

I mix with girls from a YOUNG age.. i know.. XD

Wheeee horsey wheeeeee =D

Football!!! like i said.. start young.. =)

Wooh.. check out my pants weihhhh...

Ain't i cute... =D

Ninja rope skillz that killz LOL

I'm emo in genting LULS

*why are u forcing me to smileeeeee*

Want me to smile?? ok i SMILEEEE for u.. (my 1st dropped tooth xD)

OK i dunno why this is senget.... my bday in std 1.. Kianhao, robbee.. samson.. me.. JIN KAK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Me and my ex-neighbours from japan.. and emily.. lol.. =D

My neighbours =D.. see.. i TOLD u i mix with girls from a young age.. ALL girls and me XD

I do NOT remember who's house this is.. i ONLY recognize sean, ian, me, kianhao, and june at the far right.. SOMEBODY please enlighten me.. =(

This has to be my fav pic of them all larh.. SAW THE CAMWHORE POSER SKILLZ WEIHH!!!

Ah well.. bottom line is.. i dunno where that cute and skinny lil kid went to.. he grew up and became all fat and ugly T_T..

On the other hand.. u ppl can see how young i start my daredevil-biking-emo-camwhore-poser skillz that killz HAHAHAHA...

I'm a natural born camwhore. LIVE WITH IT!! Lifeless~ OUT!!