What if...

So i'm leaving for phuket in about 15 hours.. man i can't wait.. but then.. after being paranoid for like a few hours that i will forget to bring something.. i start to think of all the "what if's".....


what if i forget to bring something important?
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what if i lose my wallet?
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what if i lose my passport?
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what if my phone gets stolen?
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what if i get assraped by a tranny..
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what if we get drunk and get assraped by trannies..
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what if THAI stands for Trannies Have Absolute Ignorance?
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what if the plane we sit gets hijacked by terrorists?
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what if a tsunami hits phuket?
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what if the plane we sit isn't a plane?
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what if a tornado hits instead of a tsunami..
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what if a bomb is planted in our hotel?
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what if everything i tell u is a lie?
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what if zhuge liang is a tranny?
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what if IELTS means I Extremely Love Tranny Sex?
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what if trannies take over the world?
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what if bush is a tranny?
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what if peter piper didn't pick enough pickled peppers?
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what if a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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what if betty didn't buy better butter to make her bitter butter better?
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what if the moon crashes into the earth?
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what if the sun dies out?
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what if jupiter becomes a giant black hole and sucks everything else in it?
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what if everything i said above is true?
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what if i lied?
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what if this post has no relevant sense at all?
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what if i just wasted about 5 minutes of ur life?
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I guess i just did =) lifeless out..