Lifeless facts of Life =)

Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(10 seconds in a heater sounds a lot more worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(this is an interesting fact LOL)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(hmm 30 feet.. that's ermm.. 9.144m.. FAR...)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, if i have one, i DEFINITELY wanna be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(And chickens live 10 minutes? so not fair..)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(So why don't they have like the fleaolympics or something.. that would be interesting to watch......... with a magnifying glass)

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(I wouldn't need that many if i was living at the bottom of the ocean... =\)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'd STILL wanna be a pig.. quality over quantity man.. 50 times.. mati pucuk sial)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(So what do they do with their tongues?(if they have one).... walk?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(SERIOUSLY.. no wonder i never get tired of talking XD)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do u take the average? lol)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OHKAYYY, that is a GOOD thing.. *coughmaverickcough*)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(ANDDDDD... the point/use isssssssss?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too XD)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live another 9 years)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig?? OR LION?? WHY THE HELL would lions mate 50 times a day if not for pleasure?!?!?)

...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG!!! Owellz.. People call me pig quite alot.. maybe it means something.... teeheehee XD

Actually.. now that i think of it.. if some dude managed to genetically fuse a lion and a pig together.. that animal would be the ultimate sex machine weih.. imagine 50 times a day, each one lasting 30 minutes.. that would like take up ALL it's time.. AND MORE!! means that dude would have to invent some time-warp thingi to have 25 hours in a day just for a piglion XD HAHA

Yes.. i'm lifeless.. i know.. but YOU'RE reading.. makes u lifeless too!! yay we are happy lifeless family XDDDDD