NEW PHONE!!!

FINALLY, after god knows how long i said i wanted to get a new phone.. I FINALLY GOT IT!!

ok, 1st of all, i'm not like some uber rich punk who'd get like some 3000 bucks phone kay.. ANY phone is better than the one i was using.. actually.. the phone i was using is SO old that it's been extinct long long ago.. u could throw it at a dog, the dog will die and the phone will be in perfect condition..

come to think of it.. that phone has no scratches at all.. i don't think that's even possible =.= i assume ya'll would have guessed what phone it is.. the all time classing NOKIA 3310!!!


it's like in perfect condition.. i think i can wait a few more years and sell it as an antique to some antique collector or something LOL.. seriously.. with this phone.. while everybody else is comparing how clear their 3G is, how fast their bluetooth is, how many mp3's they have in their phone.. THIS phone.. doesn't even have a calander, nor does it have sent items ftw...

Well.. over the years i've been saying that i wanted a new phone.. but never got myself to saving enough to get one (screw pool).. SO.. i'm very very glad to announce.. that LIFELESS HAS A NEW PHONE!!!

Introducing.. the NOKIA 5000!!!

p.s.. don't expect some super canggih phone kay.. it's only like 300 bucks LOL..



But well.. it looks cool nontheless.. from far ppl may mistake it as one of the Xpressmusic phones HAHA..

oh well.. back to storage 3310.. maybe i'll bring you out in a few years time and make ppl seriously go WOAHHHH... XD

Lifeless iz appie =D out~

Random rants...

I'm sorry i'm just feeling rather emo-ish at the moment.. just wanna rant about some random stuff that wouldn't bother me.. but well.. i'm in need of an update and well.. might as well kill 2 birds with 1 emo stone...

I is just me or does everybody find it rather dumb that people ask stupid questions? i don't know why but people tend to ask the OBVIOUS that i would usually reply some stupidly stupid reply.. no offence to anyone.. i normally would make a joke out of it.. but sometimes the questions ppl ask can be REALLY REALLY stupid.. it's like.. i'm already all stressed out with shit and people are calling my house phone asking me "dude are u home?" ahhh... how much work could i have done in that time....




Furthermore (i'm sorry i've been doing too many english assignments it's became a habit to use those connector words GAH).. I'm supposed to be planning a trip to langkawi for my classmates.. but well.. just like any trip.. sure run into some problems 1.. sigh.. i hate planning trips larh.. just that i really really want to go..

And well.. if everybody could come up with ideas.. it would make the whole thing so much easier....

Moving on.. why are there so many people lately trying to force me to beat the living sh*t out of them.. seriously.. random ppl point middle fingers to me on the road.. i accidently knock shoulders with people and they wanna fcuk me up.. what's wrong with the world.. i swore to myself i won't resort to violence unless to save a life, be it mine or others.. but it's not exactly that easy when ppl are instigating u.. it's like they have this HUGE sign on their face saying "please beat the shit out of me".... makes me feel so.... ARRGHHHH!!!! It's hard to control and hold back you know...... =\


Sigh... have i ever mentioned i hate the number 13.. it screws me up all the time.. no i'm not superstitious.. it just HAPPENS.. ask ryan or alyssa if you don't believe me.. i'll dedicated a long long post sometime in the future to that number.. i'll show u why it's haunting me.. bleh.. well.. i'll just say what happened recently larh..

on the 13th of this month.. i was completely turned down and rejected by the girl that i've been liking on and off since like a year ago.. (yes i know i had a gf and she had a bf during that period, that was the off time xD).. yeah.. but ironicly.. a good dog friend of mine managed to get a gf on THAT SAME DAY.. yes.. ironic much?


Ahh well.. i have my dignity.. aku tau malu punye.. don't worry i won't end up like this guy......

But well.. sometimes i think..... ah nvm.. i'll keep those thoughts to myself.. this is supposed to be a happy happy blog.. dun wanna meng-emo-fy this blog.. conclusion of the post.. i'm an epic failure =)

Probably i'm doomed to never get married or something.. i dunno.. let's just wait and let time tell.. =)


OKAY.. enough emo.. kenot emo.. ahhhhhhhhhh.... put myself together.. i can't be like this.. must smileeee... why so serious??


Now.. morale of the day.. there will alwiz be ppl better and smarter than us, we have to accept the fact.. BUT.. every dark cloud has a silver lining, there will ALWAYS.. be people stupider than us.. =D






We can actually learn a lot from japanese anime.. here's one for captain gayporn sean.....


Ahh.. i feel less emo already.. =) lifeless.. out~

Captain maths roxxor..

This post is a tribute to the powderfullness maths skillz that killz of captain ex gayporn sean.. in his blog of EX United.. he typed....

1st half 9-0

2nd half 8-2

3rd half 5-4

GG!

Total score 25-6

1st of all.. i don't know how he has a 3rd half.. if 3rd half hour i understand.. but i dunno how he can calculate out 3 halves..

2ndly.. 9+8+5 DOES NOT = 25 zomg... i dun know how he's supposed to take his A2 exam in less than a month's time..

Good luck with A2 captain =)

MOST interesting

THIS!! is OFFICIALLY the MOST interesting piece of lifeless CRAP that i find on the internet.. man.. if only i knew this back in my pokémon playing days.. ahhhhh.. LOL.......

From Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia.

When a Poké Ball is thrown at a wild Pokémon, the game uses a formula based on the wild Pokémon's current health, any status effect it may have, and that Pokémon's catch rate, to determine the chances of catching that Pokémon. The formula is as follows:

Where

• HP_max is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at full health,
• HP_current is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at the moment,
• rate is the catch rate of the Pokémon,
• bonus_ball is the multiplier for the Poké Ball used, and
• bonus_status is the multiplier for any status ailment the Pokémon has (2 for sleep and freeze, 1.5 for paralyze, poison and burn).

Given this formula, the maximum value for a (if the Pokémon could have 0 HP) would be catch rate * bonus_ball * bonus_status. The minimum value for a (for a Pokémon with full health) would be 1/3 * catch rate.

If a is greater than or equal to 255, then the Pokémon is caught. If not, then calculate b as follows:

Then generate 4 random numbers between 0 and 65535, inclusive. If the random numbers are less than or equal to b, then the Pokémon is caught; otherwise the ball shakes n times, where n is the number of random numbers that are less than b. Note that b ≥ 65535 if a ≥ 255.

Therefore, the probability p of catching a Pokémon, given the values a and b calculated above, is:

The second expression for p may be expanded as follows:

Since (2¹⁶ - 1)⁴ ≈ 2⁶⁴, we can approximate p with the following expression:

The percentage error in this approximation approaches 0 as a approaches 255, and does not exceed 0.02%.

For a constant probability p, the probability P that a player can capture the Pokémon with no more than r tries is:

Note that this is the cumulative probability function for a geometric distribution. The expected value of r is 1/p, that is to say, on average, a Pokémon that can be caught with probability p will be caught with 1/p tries.

The inverse problem, the number of tries, r, needed to have a probability P of capturing a Pokémon is:

ROXXXXX!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I've just completely redefined the word...... LIFELESS!!! XD

Lifeless facts of Life =)

Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(10 seconds in a heater sounds a lot more worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(this is an interesting fact LOL)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(hmm 30 feet.. that's ermm.. 9.144m.. FAR...)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, if i have one, i DEFINITELY wanna be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(And chickens live 10 minutes? so not fair..)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(So why don't they have like the fleaolympics or something.. that would be interesting to watch......... with a magnifying glass)

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(I wouldn't need that many if i was living at the bottom of the ocean... =\)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'd STILL wanna be a pig.. quality over quantity man.. 50 times.. mati pucuk sial)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(So what do they do with their tongues?(if they have one).... walk?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(SERIOUSLY.. no wonder i never get tired of talking XD)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do u take the average? lol)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OHKAYYY, that is a GOOD thing.. *coughmaverickcough*)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(ANDDDDD... the point/use isssssssss?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too XD)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live another 9 years)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig?? OR LION?? WHY THE HELL would lions mate 50 times a day if not for pleasure?!?!?)

...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG!!! Owellz.. People call me pig quite alot.. maybe it means something.... teeheehee XD

Actually.. now that i think of it.. if some dude managed to genetically fuse a lion and a pig together.. that animal would be the ultimate sex machine weih.. imagine 50 times a day, each one lasting 30 minutes.. that would like take up ALL it's time.. AND MORE!! means that dude would have to invent some time-warp thingi to have 25 hours in a day just for a piglion XD HAHA

Yes.. i'm lifeless.. i know.. but YOU'RE reading.. makes u lifeless too!! yay we are happy lifeless family XDDDDD

Women.. lol..

I was looking for stuff to blog about online.. (yeah i was desperate i know).. then i realized that this blog is starting to lose it's meaning.. it's becoming too much of me and me alone.. it's supposed to be lifeless.. and stupid.. and lame.. and lol..

So.. i found this somewhere and decided to share it with the world (after kc gave me one bomb about problems with guys).. oh wth i'll share it anyway.. =D this is what she sent me....

The problems with GUYS :

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ...
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS .
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!

So i figured.. why so many words? ahh fine.. so here's one for the guys to all gurls..





If a picture speaks a thousand words.. i've just said 5000 words.. xD more than enough to state a point rite teeheeeeee~~

Lifeless out~

Diving pics~~!!

Aite.. 1st of all.. lemmie tell all u ppl out there who is gonna make noise over the shitty pics i'm gonna post in this post.. it's my FIRST time taking pics underwater.. so the quality would be rather shitty.. the lightings are out.. and all the stuff like that.. well AT LEAST the fish and stuff are VISIBLE LARH.. ahahahahah~~ knock urself out~

Demon walkers..

Look closely.. there are two of them here =D

I FOUND NEMO!!!

Nudibranches.. teehee~

Starfish~~

Sea cucumber.. yes.. cucumber.. LOL

Giant clam.. yes.. clam.. u know lala? XD

Crown-of-thorns starfish.. yes it IS a starfish lol


Batfish~

Smiling batfish =D

Big big pufferfish hahaha..

Butterflyfish.. =)

Blue spotted stingray~

Razorfish.. yeah.. it's vertical.. i know.. lol..

Titon triggerfish.. BIG BIG fish that can bite ur ears off if u piss it off LOL

Tiger cowries~ so prettyyyy~~

Some other kinda fish that i forgot the name lol...

6-banded angelfish~

house of nemo.. sea anamone =)

Cushion star~

Something furry lolz.. XD

Blue-ringed octopus.. the 2nd most lethal sea creature.. =) (not showing the blue rings now cos not agitated.. sadly)

b4 dive..

during dive..

After dive.. XD

aite that's about it.. if i post like EVERY single pic.. hmm.. kenot.. too many.. too many pics of myself also.. HAHAHA..

f.y.i.. camwhoring underwater requires SKILL.. =D

Lifeless.. OUT!! XD