yes.. fark my phone... STUPID alarm didn't friggin ring... i don't know whether it's a feature in my phone that if it's low on battery the alarm won't ring or is that my phone is just retarded..
I FREAKING OVERSLEPT AND MISSED MY CHEM PAPER 5!!! OMGWTF....
screw the world.. waste my friggin time studying so freaking hard and my phone failed me.. why... what did i do to deserve this.. too many april fool pranks on ppl d ar..
Lucky it's just trials.. if my miss the real final exam.. i think u'd see my picture in the obituary section in the newspaper tomorrow..
I hate my phone.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Confession
Okay.. i think this may be my 1st every serious post.. i know probably i shouldn't be typing this here.. but i don't know who exactly to tell and well.. u be the judge of it when i'm done la.. i really have to get this off my chest...
Here goes.. i haven't really been loyal to my gf.. (yes i have a gf for those of you who doesn't know).. most of you may think i'm a serious jackass after i'm done with this post.. but i have to let this out.. i can't hold this in any longer..
There's this other girl.. she's ALSO my gf.. yes.. i have two gf's.. the one that u all know.. doesn't know of the other ones' existance.. but the one i have in secret, is willing to stay in secret and knows i have another gf.. She is this REALLY REALLY hot girl.. she's a part time model and we kinda got together after a while.. she says she'll willing to share me but i know my other gf isn't.. Another reason why i have two gf's now.. is well.. people watch alot of movies of how people can have two gf's at once... can say i was just curious and wanted to try out something new.. =\
Two nights ago when i said i overnight in mcD.. i actually went over to her house to sleep.. well.. as you all can imagine.. we didn't really sleep.. due to cencorship issues, i can't really go into details what we did that night.. but all i can say is.. it's not exactly very erm.. "clean"
I actually knew her since a long time ago.. we have been friends for quite some time.. but just recently only she asked whether I wanted to try something different.. then she kissed me and we went on doing erm.. "stuff".. i know i'm a serious jerk okay.. but i feel alot better letting it out..
Anyway.. i think i should let u all know who this girl is.. she's an old friend.. her name is.....
April,
April Fool.. =)
Here goes.. i haven't really been loyal to my gf.. (yes i have a gf for those of you who doesn't know).. most of you may think i'm a serious jackass after i'm done with this post.. but i have to let this out.. i can't hold this in any longer..
There's this other girl.. she's ALSO my gf.. yes.. i have two gf's.. the one that u all know.. doesn't know of the other ones' existance.. but the one i have in secret, is willing to stay in secret and knows i have another gf.. She is this REALLY REALLY hot girl.. she's a part time model and we kinda got together after a while.. she says she'll willing to share me but i know my other gf isn't.. Another reason why i have two gf's now.. is well.. people watch alot of movies of how people can have two gf's at once... can say i was just curious and wanted to try out something new.. =\
Two nights ago when i said i overnight in mcD.. i actually went over to her house to sleep.. well.. as you all can imagine.. we didn't really sleep.. due to cencorship issues, i can't really go into details what we did that night.. but all i can say is.. it's not exactly very erm.. "clean"
I actually knew her since a long time ago.. we have been friends for quite some time.. but just recently only she asked whether I wanted to try something different.. then she kissed me and we went on doing erm.. "stuff".. i know i'm a serious jerk okay.. but i feel alot better letting it out..
Anyway.. i think i should let u all know who this girl is.. she's an old friend.. her name is.....
April,
April Fool.. =)
Monday, March 31, 2008
Champion Timewaster.. XD
Hie people.. i'm bored.. and if ur reading this, i'm sure ur bored too... so.. here's something to keep u occupied for about half an hour.. AND make u for OMFGWTFLOLBBQ.... AT THE SAME TIME!! WOW!!!
*i'm seriously starting to think that owning a blog like this is making me more and more lame beyond help LOL*
anyway.. lemmie introduce u to the demented cartoon movie.. =)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented
*i'd love to embed it here.. but if i do that.. it'll be too small.. and not able to see the whole thing.. so.. just click the link above and watch.. =)*
(read after watching)
Enjoyed? lol.. even if u didn't.. which i'm sure if u didn't enjoy it u wouldn't have finished it anyway.. but i hope u guys did.. then u'd be able to be lame and talk about this when we meet up lol.. see ya'll =D
*i'm seriously starting to think that owning a blog like this is making me more and more lame beyond help LOL*
anyway.. lemmie introduce u to the demented cartoon movie.. =)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented
*i'd love to embed it here.. but if i do that.. it'll be too small.. and not able to see the whole thing.. so.. just click the link above and watch.. =)*
(read after watching)
Enjoyed? lol.. even if u didn't.. which i'm sure if u didn't enjoy it u wouldn't have finished it anyway.. but i hope u guys did.. then u'd be able to be lame and talk about this when we meet up lol.. see ya'll =D
Screw you physics
I'm so screwed.. i don't understand shits for physics cos SOMEBODY who's supposed to teach me ffked me... sob.... 1st time ever in my life i'm gonna sit for an exam knowing shits.. it's now 4 in the morning and the tears are flowing and oh whatever lol.....
well.. since i'm so screwed anyway i decided to come home and sleep anyway since i can't put any physics crap into my head.. so i decided to update again.. yes again.. b4 i sleep.. (for like 3 hours till exam)..
ANYWAY.. i think some of you may know newgrounds.com.. it has some funny flash clips and short parodies.. (yes i know there's porn there too but nobody's asking u to surf it) i just thought about it and i decided to share with the world a few clips that i ABSOLUTELY LURRVEEE (well maybe not LURRRVEEE la.. just like it.. it's funny sue me.. lol)
here's the 1st one.. the end of the world XD
Not bad huh.. it's lame and dumb.. just the way i like it.. and if u think that's bad.. watch the next one.. some of you ppl may already have seen it though.. but others might not.. so... THE LLAMA SONGG!!!!
Mind you.. i can MEMORIZE the whole friggin llama song.. *i'm not called lifeless for nothing*.. no seriously.. don't believe me ask me anytime u see me.. i'll sing the whole friggin song for u.. =D
Lifeless, going to sleep for 3 hours then going to get pwned by physics =)
well.. since i'm so screwed anyway i decided to come home and sleep anyway since i can't put any physics crap into my head.. so i decided to update again.. yes again.. b4 i sleep.. (for like 3 hours till exam)..
ANYWAY.. i think some of you may know newgrounds.com.. it has some funny flash clips and short parodies.. (yes i know there's porn there too but nobody's asking u to surf it) i just thought about it and i decided to share with the world a few clips that i ABSOLUTELY LURRVEEE (well maybe not LURRRVEEE la.. just like it.. it's funny sue me.. lol)
here's the 1st one.. the end of the world XD
Not bad huh.. it's lame and dumb.. just the way i like it.. and if u think that's bad.. watch the next one.. some of you ppl may already have seen it though.. but others might not.. so... THE LLAMA SONGG!!!!
Mind you.. i can MEMORIZE the whole friggin llama song.. *i'm not called lifeless for nothing*.. no seriously.. don't believe me ask me anytime u see me.. i'll sing the whole friggin song for u.. =D
Lifeless, going to sleep for 3 hours then going to get pwned by physics =)
McD here i come.. =)
Yay.. once again i'm gonna overnight in mcD.. *i don't think u need another vid of ronald mcdonald XD*
but that's besides the point.. the main thing i wanna blog about in this post is..
frankly.. i don't know what i wanna blog about.. LOL
sue me, i'm lifeless...
so here i go, talking about random stuff that's wtf-ish.. =D
wtf-ish thing number one..... A CERTAIN SOME1.. can't find his way from my house to seans' house.. that's like ss18 to ss17... and THAT same CERTAIN SOME1.. doesn't even know how to get from my hse to pyramid.. which is like A FRIGGIN STRAIGHT ROAD LOL..
*note* for those who are updated with this blog, it's the same fella who owns the pussy car with the pussy horn =)
wtf-ish thing number two...... did you know that if you sell seashells from the seashore on the seashore, the seashells that you are selling on the seashores are seashore shells? XD LOL
wtf-ish thing number three..... *yes i know i'm just writing nonsense cos i don't really have anything to say...* errrr... OH YEAH... HAHAHAHA ARSENAL WON FROM 2-0 DOWN AND WITH 10 MEN!! HAHAHAHA
*sry la.. lifeless ppl are arsenal supporters =D*
wtf-ish thing number four...... ok... enough of wtf-ish things.. here are some wtf-ish quotes and some random sayings that most of them i completely agree with =D
1.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
4.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
5.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
6.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
7.
You can't be late until you show up.
8.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
9.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
10.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
11.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
12.
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
13.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
14.
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
15.
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
16.
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
17.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
18.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
19.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
20.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
but that's besides the point.. the main thing i wanna blog about in this post is..
frankly.. i don't know what i wanna blog about.. LOL
sue me, i'm lifeless...
so here i go, talking about random stuff that's wtf-ish.. =D
wtf-ish thing number one..... A CERTAIN SOME1.. can't find his way from my house to seans' house.. that's like ss18 to ss17... and THAT same CERTAIN SOME1.. doesn't even know how to get from my hse to pyramid.. which is like A FRIGGIN STRAIGHT ROAD LOL..
*note* for those who are updated with this blog, it's the same fella who owns the pussy car with the pussy horn =)
wtf-ish thing number two...... did you know that if you sell seashells from the seashore on the seashore, the seashells that you are selling on the seashores are seashore shells? XD LOL
wtf-ish thing number three..... *yes i know i'm just writing nonsense cos i don't really have anything to say...* errrr... OH YEAH... HAHAHAHA ARSENAL WON FROM 2-0 DOWN AND WITH 10 MEN!! HAHAHAHA
*sry la.. lifeless ppl are arsenal supporters =D*
wtf-ish thing number four...... ok... enough of wtf-ish things.. here are some wtf-ish quotes and some random sayings that most of them i completely agree with =D
1.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
4.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
5.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
6.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
7.
You can't be late until you show up.
8.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
9.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
10.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
11.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
12.
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
13.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
14.
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
15.
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
16.
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
17.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
18.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
19.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
20.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Frustration
Who here knows what frustration means.. irritation.. pain and agony.. yeah.. that sort of thing.. but well.. As everybody knows.. this blog is about entertainment.. and how can frustration be entertaining?
Here's how.. as only a lifeless dude can show... =)
P.S.. u'd prolly wanna grab some food.. this is bout 23 minutes LOL..
Interesting, ain't it? hahaha..
Well.. sorry i haven't been updating much.. exam stress is starting to get to me.. (yes.. even lifeless ppl get stress)
I'll try as much as to update as soon as i get lame inspiration kay? =D
*being lifeless is tiring*
xD
Here's how.. as only a lifeless dude can show... =)
P.S.. u'd prolly wanna grab some food.. this is bout 23 minutes LOL..
Interesting, ain't it? hahaha..
Well.. sorry i haven't been updating much.. exam stress is starting to get to me.. (yes.. even lifeless ppl get stress)
I'll try as much as to update as soon as i get lame inspiration kay? =D
*being lifeless is tiring*
xD
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Hiring Noobs..
Title says it all.. my current noob has resigned from his post since he has his own blog.. so i'm now looking for somebody as lame as me to take over the noob post in the blog.. anybody interested can let me know =D
Anyway.. i kinda swore to myself i won't make this blog a personal place for me to write stuff and dedicate this whole blog to funny-entertaining-stupid-lame-lifeless stuff... but since my life story of what happened yesterday IS lifeless... here goes~~~ xD
Think most of u ppl with my msn can guess it.. i didn't sleep at home yesterday night.. no.. not friend's place.. not hotel.. not some prostitute house.. but MCDONALDS.. yes.. the crazy clown that...... eh speaking of crazy clowns.......
LOL enjoyed? HAHAHA.. yes.. it's lifeless and lame.. fits perfectly... ANYWAY.. i was in mcD the whole blardee night studying for chem.. and nobody's crazy enough to teman me (don't blame them) but christopher LOL.. yeah he came.. sat down with his laptop for a while.. den after about an hour or so... he was like.. dude... let's go pool..
I looked at the clock.. 3am.. and since i needed a break from studying.. so fine.. go pool.. went to racks.. closed.. went to ac.. so play play play until like 4 something.. (yes.. i know abit the lame and dumb.. don't state the obvious).. then i went back to mcD to continue studying until 8.. den go to college for exam..
Best part was.. i treated mcD like my house.. i brought clothes all, contact lens.. just like if i were to sleepover in a friend's house lol.. oh yeah.. i lost count at 14, the number of cups of coke i drank.. if i were to die of diabetics anytime soon.. anybody who reads this is invited to my funeral =D
Anyway.. chem sucked.. study like mad but paper ask so much nonsense that i didn't expect.. sigh.. nvm la.. study for finals.. trials is just.. well.. trials.. =D..
okay.. i need my sleep.. i have futsal to attend in about 5 hours time.. in which i need to replace the lack of sleep due to the lifeless-ness of me =)
Lifeless.. being lifeless XD
Anyway.. i kinda swore to myself i won't make this blog a personal place for me to write stuff and dedicate this whole blog to funny-entertaining-stupid-lame-lifeless stuff... but since my life story of what happened yesterday IS lifeless... here goes~~~ xD
Think most of u ppl with my msn can guess it.. i didn't sleep at home yesterday night.. no.. not friend's place.. not hotel.. not some prostitute house.. but MCDONALDS.. yes.. the crazy clown that...... eh speaking of crazy clowns.......
LOL enjoyed? HAHAHA.. yes.. it's lifeless and lame.. fits perfectly... ANYWAY.. i was in mcD the whole blardee night studying for chem.. and nobody's crazy enough to teman me (don't blame them) but christopher LOL.. yeah he came.. sat down with his laptop for a while.. den after about an hour or so... he was like.. dude... let's go pool..
I looked at the clock.. 3am.. and since i needed a break from studying.. so fine.. go pool.. went to racks.. closed.. went to ac.. so play play play until like 4 something.. (yes.. i know abit the lame and dumb.. don't state the obvious).. then i went back to mcD to continue studying until 8.. den go to college for exam..
Best part was.. i treated mcD like my house.. i brought clothes all, contact lens.. just like if i were to sleepover in a friend's house lol.. oh yeah.. i lost count at 14, the number of cups of coke i drank.. if i were to die of diabetics anytime soon.. anybody who reads this is invited to my funeral =D
Anyway.. chem sucked.. study like mad but paper ask so much nonsense that i didn't expect.. sigh.. nvm la.. study for finals.. trials is just.. well.. trials.. =D..
okay.. i need my sleep.. i have futsal to attend in about 5 hours time.. in which i need to replace the lack of sleep due to the lifeless-ness of me =)
Lifeless.. being lifeless XD
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