Random-ness is key to longivity =)

As the title says.. random ness... what IS random? according to dictionary.com.. random is proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.. honestly.. if u ask me to DEFINE random.. i'd just ask u to take a walk with me and talk with me.. i'll show u random like never before nyahahahaha...

So.. guess what todays headlines was? Government to engage bloggers in cyberspace.. lol.. how interesting.. just yesterday they were talking about planing to engage den today already engage.. damn.. the gov is getting more and more efficient... i guess CERTAIN political blogs *coughmavcough* better watch out~~~ lol..

Today had chem4 and mechanics.. chem4 was fugged up... SERIOUSLY... how was i supposed to remember any AS shits? =.= (ok for those of u who don't know.. a levels is split into two, AS and A2.. AS is the 1st exam.. A2 the 2nd.. and they USUALLY don't ask AS stuff in A2.. =.=)

So ANYWAY.. yeah.. omg ask so much nonsense... it's like.. all the stuff that i DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO LAST YEAR all coming out.. =.= and i slept SO DAMN LATE yesterday studying all the A2 stuff.. i was SO confident... omggg... nvm lucky my applications saved me.. sigh.. why can't chem be more math.. LOL..

OOOhhhh i remember.. did i mention i won more free stuff from fly fm? hahaha... i was like sending my gf's homework (no, she left her stuff in the library, i wasn't doing her work LOL).. to her place.. then i heard on the radio that the fly fm troopers were around that area... SO.. knowing me... being lifeless.. i "persuaded" the driver to bring us (+barney) there.. (driver = sean) lol.. so yeah.. we went there and bao as many stuff as we could... for example......

A cap, a pair of socks, a sun block thingi for the car that says (wear ur seatbelt) lol.. erm.... what else... oh.. 5 magazines.. 2 on cars 3 on juice.. (do NOT ask me what juice is... it ISN'T drinkable. it's a friggin piece of processed tree LOL).. a few bottles of REAL juice... a FRIGGIN the ALOT of bars of soap.. (DON'T.. ask...).. a few care bears calander.. (yes care bears.. the ones that go "care bear STAREEEEEEEEEEEE).. a armband thingi.. a thing-u-hang-over-ur-neck-to-clip-ur-nametag-or-thumbdrive thingi.. LOL.. and erm. erm... i THINK that's all gua... so much nonsense omg... LOL.. anwyay.. thanks i suppose.. although it's all like not-that-usefull stuff.. but it's free.. so THANKS FLY FM... again... LOL.. mark my words.. after my a lvls when i'm more lifeless then ever.. i'll HUNT u ppl down and bao every freebie ur willing to give out.. nyahahahaha..... *evil laugh till fades out*

AHHH... I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!! oh yeah.. oh yeah... LOL.. OKAY.. LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD... i've HAD IT.. with this m*ther f*king snakes on this m*ther f*king plane!! LOLWTF... ok.. seriously.. i've had it with ppl saying that i use the name PhDr3w just for the sake of making it sound like PhD.. in fact.. it wasn't MEANT to MEAN phD in the 1st place... 1st of all.. let me explain.. PH.. is MY NAME... PH stands for PER HAO.. OKAY?!? lol.. just making a point.. i don't want ppl thinking all kinds of stuff.. oh and another thing.. my LAST nickname chundrew.. (also my email).. isn't mean to be CHUN-drew.. i'm not trying to implify that i'm CHUN (however true that is XD).. it was supposed to be chuANDREW.. but if i put that.. everybody will call me CHUAN-drew.. which is worse... so SINCE A in Andrew is silent.. chuandrew = chundrew =)

Speaking of that.. i came up with a new erh... CODE.. for my name... at 1st glance NOBODY would think how it's related to me.. i'll give ANYBODY who reads this post 10 bucks if u can figure out how this code relates to me... "copper/always online" LOL.. yes i know it makes no sense.. but well.. easy way to make ten bucks.. figure out how that statement refers to me.. =)

Don't blame me.. my mind tends to wander when studying for long periods.. besides.. if i finally tell u ppl how it relates to me.. u'll be like OMFGWTF DAMN LAME/LIFELESS WEIHHHH...

Have fun.. i'm going to erm.. entertain myself by watching lame pathetic vids on youtube again.. nyahahaha... fine.. i'll share the fun.. enjoy.. out =)

P.S.. Kath........
YOU ARE NOT FAT, OKAY?!?!?! =)

Seriously, out. XD

Malaysia Tanah Airku

What can i say.. so many things have been happening in our beloved homeland these recent months.. some that even sparked controversy and hatred.. so much for aiming for "racial unity".. but i better not say much.. otherwise my blog will be on the list of....

*22 sites, blogs investigated by Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Commission (MCMC)*.. That one of the titles of today (or was it yesterday)'s newspaper.. so SOME PEOPLE *coughmaverickcough* better watch out what they say on their blogz... boleh masuk ISA tau.. >< Not cool man.. let's see.. what's been happening... few months ago we had the hindraf rally thingi.. i would love to explain more about that.. but i'll let another stupid vid do that for me.. HAHAHA.... ok.. not a vid.. a song.. it's catchy man.. DAMN catchy... HAHA

THEN.. we had some sex scandal thingi.. and so.. as we all learnt.. we must learn from other ppl's mistakes... and that's where the NEXT song comes in......

Not bad huh... what else... oh yeah... our most fav lawyer mr Lingam... most famous for his "looks like me, sounds like me.. but not me" quote.. now even has a song for him!!!

Ok la.. since SOMEEEEE people dont' like watching stupid videos... so we listen to stupid songs.. =) actually.. it's not that stupid... it's honestly DAMN catchy kayy.. hahaha.. but please.. i'll slappppp any1 of u who starts singing one of those songs in front of me in real life.. friggin irritating after a while.. go listen to it till u can memorize it like me.. THEN tell me whether it's irritating.. LOL.. i know.. i'm lifeless.. i know... =D

Exams la omg.. somebody PLEASE motivate me to study... tmr is like chem paper 4 and mechanics... GAH...

Am i that lifeless?

Sometimes i think to myself... am i really as lifeless and most ppl claim i am? am i really as lifeless as i claim myself to be? I look in the mirror.. i smile to myself.. i don't get an answer.. I seek divine intervention, i don't get an answer.. i get on to youtube.. and i get my answer...

I'm really not that lifeless after all... there are people out there.. with the brains to think of stupid stuff.. and the fact that they CARRY OUT that stupid stuff.. earns my respect.. i yearn to be like them one day... here's an example.. hear of my super sweet sixteen? well...

That's my super sweet funeral.. how DO ppl think think of these kinda stuff? well.. i guess that's what happens when ur filthy rich with ur own movie production crew that u can produce any lame stupid clip u like..

Speaking of lame stupid clips.. how many of u liked the "star wars parody" clip i posted a few posts back? ok.. here's more stupid mtv parodies just for the sake of making this post longer LOL... AND... to prove that superstar actors can be as lifeless as i am..

Spiderman.. with great power comes great stupidity with jack black.. =)

Going on with jack black.. i'm sure alot of ppl know what a prince albert is.. if u don't.. look it up in wikipedia.. (mind u, it's rather disturbing).. again jack black, in lord of the rings..

Lol.. laughing much? well.. here's the last one for the day.. for the matrix fans out there.. (yes i'm refering to ppl like benjamin poh who doesn't read my blog so i'd have to personally ask him here to watch this LOL)

See even justin timberlake can be lifeless.. lol.. lifeless is subjective.. the way i see it.. i'm lifeless enough to go look for lifeless people doing lifeless things on youtube.. that makes me lifeless.. and to YOU who's reading this right now.. YES YOU.. YOU are lifeless for reading a lifeless person blog who looks for lifeless people doing lifeless things on youtube to post in his lifeless blog..

Everybody, in a certain way, to a certain degree is lifeless.. so SPREAD THE LIFELESS-NESS!!! out~!

Birdieee...

Yeah.. like i said in my last post.. Ryan found a bird.. swallow actually.. at the roadside.. quote him.. it happened something like this..

Ryan:lalalalala
*splat*
Ryan:oo.. birdie..

LOL.. anyway.. he called me and asked me to take care of it while he went for class.. and so.. being lifeless.. i did.. ><


so.. as expected.. what else would u do with a bird in ur room? u CAMWHORE!!! =D HAHAHAHA

Whee birdieee =)

*look at me wing.. it hurtsss T_T*

*look into my eyeeeeee*

*hello 911? there's a crazy guy obsessed with camwhoring with me..*

*let me go.. i wanna fly awayyyy* *spread wings*

*snuggle up and hide away from this lifeless clown*

smile birdie.. ur in my blog =)

So yeah.. well anyway.. to no surprised.. it flew away after it got better.. but hey.. i took care of it kay.. after camwhoreing with it i gave it food and water.. but it didn't eat anyway.. lol..

Went down to seremban to celebrate grandma's bday today.. uncle gave me so much brandy.. but no effect nyahahahahah.. pwned =)

ahh well.. if this post wasn't interesting enough.. he's another stupid youtube vid.. this time.. with reference to issues in malaysia =D

Ghost stories....

Okay.. it started out as a typical yamcha session with ex.. then we all got bored.. so decided to go for a joyride to bukit rimau and send ryan back la.. at least not complete waste of time.. haha.. so.. as we were going there.. AND as we were going back.. we were talking about ghost stories and those paranormal stuff.. here's a few examples...

Zach: heyy.. there was this once on youtube i saw some vid.. this bunch of ppl la sitting in a car.. den saw this girl asking for a ride.. so.. offer lo.. den after a while they asked her where to drop her.. she said "oh u can drop me here.. this is where i died".. they met an accident and died.. ALL of them..

Ryan: eh u read the news rite the one they found some torso no head no hands no legs 1.. near the ktm station near taylors pj there.. den another one they found some hand somewhere den the body somewhere else.. shit weih.. imagine ur the one who found it.. like u open some trash can to throw rubbish den u see like some severed arm there.. arm still nvm.. u see some rotting head.. like omg...

Sean: eh.. imagine la ur like driving home alone.. from like shopping complex LATE at night.. den like ur car is the ONLY car in the parking lot.. den the lights are flickering.. and u take the staircase down.. den after that u get in the car and driving home.. den u look in the back mirror and u see a face there.. some1 in the backseat but u know ur driving home alone... =.=

Julian: there was once back during my scouting days.. in some ulu place.. one of my friends say that he went toilet and saw some white figure with long hair sitting in the toilet bowl there.. he screamed and just ran off.. we asked him what happened but he just kept quiet, too shocked..

Zach: eh just recently s'more.. shungz drove me to my gf hse cos i was delivering mcD to her la.. den i saw this old man standing at the roadside staring at me.. so i was like wtf la.. i just gave the mcD to my gf.. den my gf aso asked me "why that old man staring at us la?" .. i was like.. duno.. den i stare at him but he continue staring.. like damn cb thick skin liddat.. den gf said it's freaky la.. better just go.. so ok.. i got back in the car and ask shungz why that old man keep on staring at us la.. shungz said "what old man? nobody aso?".. no way he couldn't see him.. he was like in front oni.. =.= i was like.. shit..

Ahh those were just a few examples.. so like all the thoughts already in my mind la.. driving alone all.. all kinds of stupid thoughts in my mind d.. so i got home.. close the gate everything ok la..

Oh btw.. did i mention ryan gave me an injured swallow (a bird) to take care of today.. lol.. i was playing around with it like crazy.. not to mention camwhoring with it.. i'll talk about that in my next post tmr.. now i got more important stuff to blog about lol.. ><

so ANYWAY as i was saying.. ok la.. got home all.. HOW THE HELL was i supposed to know my bro would SUDDENLY decide to take a look at the bird outside at friggin 12am and was too lazy to open the door himself.. so he just stood there waiting for me to open.. WTF LA.. i OPEN oni.. i see some figure there wearing white and it was completely pitch dark.. SCREAM like some OMGWTF... no shit.. i SERIOUSLY SCREAMED... aihh.. i swear i almost had a heart attack...

Screw the ghost stories.. it does shit to u.. =.=

Stupid Tags.. =.=

Tagged by Azian

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
-at whatever age i feel like it =)

2. Where will you go if someone sponsor you a tour ticket
-let's see.... nowhere in particular... i'd sell that tour ticket and keep the cash xD

3. What's your favorite thing to do?
-hmm.. POOL!! HANDS DOWN.. =D

4. Do you think money can buy happiness
-no, but money can buy stuff that leads to happiness.. EG: a pool table =)

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
-to have more dreams that will come true..

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
-nope, i'll die.. like now.. *dies*

7. What do you think of reality shows?
-it's a waste of time.. television is a waste of time..

8. What would you do if your ex is going out with your closest friend
-lol.. i have two closest friends.. one guy one girl.. if my ex is going out with my guy closest friend... i'd sincerely wish him the best of luck.. he'd REALLY need it.. if the girl.. woot.. lesbian action HAHAHA XD

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
-already did ;)

10. What's the last movie you watched?
-indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.. just got back like 10 minutes ago LOL..

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
-better than the last one..

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
-people who hate me.. =)

13. What is your ambition?
-to be able to make money without lifting a finger..

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
-isn't this the same as having a free tour ticket.... i'd teleport to my gf's room LOL XD

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life
-trust

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
-getting together with my ex..

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change
-I love myself just the way i am thank you very much.. ALTHOUGH... i'd wanna increase my metabolism rate so i can eat more and not worry about getting fat =D

18. What music have you been listening to recently
-techno/trance

19. What is your least favourite animal
-urhhh... i love all animals..... errr.. well if i have to choose.... mosquitoes.. ESPECIALLY when they buzz in ur ear.. wait.. that's not even an animal.. LOL oh wellz~~

20. What would you do if you feel very emotional
-(not in order) listen to emo songs, bang the piano, play pool, talk to my gf, talk to my two closest friends

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Note:As i dun have that many people to tag, i'm not gonna specify anybody to do this stupid tag.. but i'll tag anybody who is as lifeless as me to do this tag that reads this post.. have fun.. lifeless out =)

To Cal and Jo...

Here's something i don't do really often.. this will be a post, dedicated to the latest couple in EX (gang name for my band of brothers).. Calvyn and Josephine (cal and jo for short.. u think very nice typing long names over and over and over arr.. ><

This is the lovely couple...

Oh yeah.. i know his eyes are like -.-

U ppl should know who is who la.. unless u have problems telling the diff between a guy and a girl *COUGHSEANCOUGHLOL*.. so yeah.. jo flew back from aussie to surprise him.. (it would be a MUCH better surprise if she didn't tell him she's coming back in the 1st place).. but nontheless.. she came back 2 days b4 the date she told cal she's coming back.. so well.. surprise surprise..

Anyway.. EX was split into two teams.. team A was in charge of escorting the package VIP from KLIA to the dropoff point in erm erm.. watz that stupid new mamak's name.. oh.. CANAI CAFE.. lol.. ><>

Team B was Me and dog Teck Weng.. OUR job.. was espionage mission.. we had undercover mission.. to make sure VIP no.2 doesn't suspect anything.. so we had to entertain/teman him the entire night.. NOT TO MENTION steal a package from his room as a prez for jo.. ACTUALLY.. he bought it for jo, but as he doesn't know jo is coming back tonight.. it was up to the undercover team to steal the package and remove the price tag and keep the package safe =)

So we waited in cal's hse for like 2 friggin hours.. me and tw SWORE we were gonna rot of boredom.. (if i ever get enlisted in the army.. i want ACTION.. NOT some undercover spy shit ZOMG).. we even watched forbes top 20 fame, fortune and filthy rich.. ALL THE WAY from 20 till 1.. =.= but the WHOLE point was to get the package from his room without him noticing, and bringing him to the meeting point in canai cafe.. which we did.. =D

Man.. u ppl should see his reaction when jo came.. (well.. maybe u shouldn't.. he just stoned.. trust me.. i'll upload the vid once i upload it LOL).. very smart idea sending mav in 1st to stand in cal's vision to block jo sneaking behind him.. (aiya.. EX MAH.. trained professionals.. xD).. mav and others came in 1st.. mav SOLO block cal's view.. (he's THAT big kayyy...).. den jo came up and hugged cal from the back.. AWW SO SWEET RITE???

WRONG!!

cal's 1st reaction.. "who's this......"

LOLOLOLOL.. but after that he was like SHOCKED and stoned.. seriously.. STONED... stoned until i ask him take pic, this was his face..

*omg i'm so shocked, i'm spastic lol*

lol.. the we gave him the package to give to jo, and he stoned again.. he was like.. how....? "just give".. den he gave.. den he was like SHIT I FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE PRICE TAG!!!!... den we said "don't worry.. EX don't do things halfway 1.. ur brothers gaotim everything for u liao".. not bad lehh.. teehee... but well.. good la everything turned up okay.. =D.. happy for cal..

jo:surprised?
cal:you think?
both:*hehehe*
..wtf..
LOL

Anyway.. here are some trivia on that relationship..

1)it's cal's 1st EVER relationship

2)it's a long distance (mal-aus) relationship

3)date they got together is 29th feb.. YES.. FEBRUARY.. LOL..

4)they way they talk freaks me out LOL jkjkjk.. xD

5)they hold the EX record for longest time spend talking to each other (through skype video call, 20 hours)... YES.. WTF... I KNOW... =.=

ahaha.. kay.. best of luck in ur relationship cal.. from me and the rest of EX.. and remember.. EXunited, united4ever =D

oh.. and for making us wait SO DAMN LONG...

(pic says a thousand words)

xD

Lifeless.. cos i waited 2 hours doing shits just to distract u cal... REALLY lifeless.. out =D