Pink Ping Pong Balls........

Okay.. some of you out there may already have heard this story, but most of you may not.. those who haven't, just read on lah.. =)

A long long time ago, there was a boy.. a young boy.. a very young boy.. about only 11 years old.. he was a very quiet boy, never saying anything much in his life.. His father was worried that there may be something wrong with his son, so he told him "son, for ur upsr next year, if u get straight A's, i'll give u anything u want in the world.. ANYTHING at all.. just name it.." to that, his son just nodded his head..

A year past, and the son went for upsr.. the father reminded him again.. and he just nodded.. when the results came out.. wow.. he gotten straight A's.. so his father said "congratz son, u did very good.. now for ur reward, what do want? just name it, anything at all".. his son replied.. "dad.. i want one pink ping pong ball for every A that i got"..

his father stoned at the reply.. "Son.. i can give u anything at all in the world.. are u sure that's what u want?" "yes" replied the son.. "SURE??" asked his dad once more, "yes" reassured his son.. So fine.. his dad got him 8 pink ping pong balls, one for every A he got.

3 years passed and it was time for his pmr.. once again.. his father told him.. "son, i'll give u anything in the world if u get straight A's.. ANYTHING at all.. anything.." and once again.. the son just nodded.. eventually.. the results came out.. and as expected.. he achieved straight A's again.. his father was so proud, he wanted to just get him the latest model handphone, but to respect his son, he asked what he wanted.. "just as before, a pink ping pong ball for every A i got" replied his son.. "WHAT?? ARE U SERIOUS??" yelled his dad.. and once again his son just nodded.. "sigh... fine..." and he got another 8 pink pink pong balls..

All the pink pink pong balls that he collected, were stored in one big container, on a shelf in his room.. visible to all who entered his room.. now, he has 16 pink ping pong balls..

So time passed, and it was time for spm.. as he was choosing the number of subjects, before his father even asked him, he told his father that he wanted one pink ping pong ball for every A that he gets.. his father was already sick of wondering why.. so he just agreed.. when the results came out.. he shocked the world by getting 21As.. the most anybody has ever got.. EVER.. his father was proud beyond sanity.. but his son just told him.. "dad.. u owe me another 21 pink ping pong balls".

This repeated until he was working.. through his college and uni life, for whatever competition he joined, he just wanted pink ping pong balls as his reward.. as time goes on and on.. the container in his room was eventually filled with pink ping pong balls.. suddenly, as if his life was dependant on the space left in the container, when the container was full, he was admitted to hospital for a strange disease never seen before by doctors.. the doctors told him that he has 3 more days to live..

His father was distraught.. he was SO devestated that his son was going to die.. but his son showed no fear.. on his last day to live, his father asked him.. "son.. i loved you all my life.. but i have one question before u leave this place... why.. for all ur life.. why were u collecting the ping pong balls?.." his son replied.. "dad.. i don't usually talk much, i'm sure u know.. i've writted the full explanation inside a piece of paper in an envolope kept in the container of the ping ping pong balls.. read and u'll underst..." before he could finish he sentence, he closed his eyes and passed away..

After the funeral and burial, his father went to clean his room.. he saw the big container of pink ping pong balls, and remembered what his son said.. curious to know.. he opened the container, and poured out all the pink ping pong balls.. the pink ping pong balls bounced everywhere around the room.. eventually covering most of the floor.. he wondered did he really achieved that much as represented by each pink pong ball.. as expected, at the bottom of the container, there was a envolope.. he took the envolope and read the cover "take this into the middle of the lake in the middle of the park down the road, there and only there can u open this envolope".

Wanting to fulfill his son's death wish, he took his car, drove down the road to the park, rented a boat, and paddled to the middle of the lake.. when he reached the middle of the lake, he put down the oars, took out the envolope, and opened it.. it read "dear dad.. if ur reading this means i must be gone.. i probably have alot of explaining to do, and everything is in this letter.. I........"

Just then, a gust of wind blew the letter out of the fathers' fingers and into the lake.. the letter, written on special paper, immediately disintegrated on contact with water, the letter was destroyed.

The end.



Yes.. it's supposed to end that way.. LOL.. this whole story is just meant for u to COMPLETELY waste 5 to 10 minutes of ur life (if ur a slow reader, 20-30 minutes of ur life).. yes.. i have nothing better to do.. i'm not called lifeless for nothing.. see ya!!! XD

Of pain, injuries, and stupidity.

Okay.. sry i haven't updated in a while.. didn't have any inspiration to be stupid.. but since today i went to sjmc again.. (yes AGAIN).. and officially have another injury to add to my list.. i'll just blog today about all the pain and suffering i've been through... (honestly, less of pain, more on suffering, a LOT more on stupidity) XD

Let's start with my 1st ever injury of all time.. actually.. i don't remember my 1st every injury of all time.. guess there were too many to start with.. let's just talk about the STUPID ones, k? =D

scene 1
setting:my old room when my whole family used to sleep in one room
time:late at night, approx. 3am, date unclear, year 1998 (std 3)
(well actually this wasn't really an "injury" just something laughable =))

It was late at night, i was sleeping on the top bunk of my double decker bed.. younger bro below me, youngest bro in a cot on another side of the room, mom and dad on the king size bed.. picture it yet? it was all in one room.. JUST PICTURE IT LAH.. >< so.. according to my mom, i do kung fu in my sleep.. i didn't believe her.. so.. just like any other night i went to sleep.. and guess what, i rolled off my double decker bed.. from the top floor.. best part, i didn't feel anything i just continued sleeping LOL.. my mom and dad woke up, so did my two brothers, hearing the SLAMM.. but i continued sleeping.. dad carried me back to my bed.. and when i woke up the next morning.. everybody was staring at me one kind LOL.. i seriously didn't know anything XD

scene 2
setting:outside my high school (smk subang utama)
time:approx 9am, early nov 2002(form 1)

Sean and gang ajak go to padang bawah to play football.. most of them were walking, just me who cycled.. Sam wanted to sit my bike together with me.. so sit lo.. only problem is.. that fella.. kenot sit still.. so in some weird way or another, while we were speeding down the hill, my front brake jammed, and we flew like superman.. literally.. his face was scratched on the tar road on one side, while i slammed jaw-first into the tar road.. yes.. ouch.. i'm sure it must have hurt.. but weirdly, i didnt' feel anything.. guess it was already numb.. i got up, and felt my jaw was hanging from it's sockets.. (no kidding) i walked back into SU (subang utama) and the 1st person i saw was liyi.. she freaked out and screamed (well no duh, i looked like a friggin zombie with my jaw hanging like that, my white shirt was BLOODY(literally) red LOL) skip the boring part, the stupid pbsm ppl wanted to pour "fong you" on my open wound.. don't ask me what kinda pbsm my school has lol.. then some teacher drove me back home (why not straight to hospital i have no idea) and my parents came home to bring me to hospital.. got 18 stiches and i was on liquid food for 2 months thanks to that broken jaw =)

side note: don't ask me why and don't ask me how, i personally find myself immune to pain and i heal from broken bones and other injuries faster than most ppl =)

scene 3
setting: in taekwondo training
time: approx 6pm one fair sunday afternoon, march 2007(1st year college)

lazy type long story.. here's a convo that happened..
key: chen teng-ct, jo ann-jo, sonia-s, drew-d

ct:ok.. all try to continous jumping turning kicks with diff legs.. jo, u go 1st..
jo:*kick kick kick* AIYA kenot la.. so hard....
ct:sonia?
s:*kick kick kick kick kick kick kick smile*
ct:not bad.. drew?
d:uhhhhh.. i really cannot lo.. dun wanna try aso..
ct:try la.. just try.. what's the worst that can happen?
d:err.. fine.. *kick kick kick CRACKKKKKK fall scream and start laughing*

side note 2:instead of crying, i laugh when i'm in pain.. DON'T ASK WHY.. i just do.. probably a way to transfer the pain away through laughter..

ct, jo, s:OMFG DREW ARE U OK?!?!?!
d:HAHAHAnoHAHAHAveryHAHAHAHApainHAHAHAHA
jo:he's crazy........
s:yeah...
d:HAHAHAHseriouslyHAHAHApainHAHAHAcan'tmoveHAHAHAHAHAHA
ct:shit la.. i think broken d la.. does this hurt?*poke*
d:WTFFFFFFFFAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ct:ok.. it's broken..


Well.. actually there are many many other stories on my injuries la.. i was admitted to hospital on my birthday, broke my arm, my jaw, my ankle, my shoulder... and latest news.. after today.. i officially have a cast on my thumb.. =D good news is it's not broken.. bad news is the tendon is torn.. STUPIDITY is going to play futsal IMMIDIATELY after i walked out of the hospital LOL..

Quote of this blog: I'm lifeless, sue me =)

Random Funny Youtube Vids =)

Hey people.. sry i haven't updated in a while.. holidays started d.. bz being a bum.. XD

Anyway.. just to keep ya'll occupied like i alwiz do.. here are some stuff to entertain urselves with in youtube.. (yes.. i surf youtube like crazy, i know) =)

i know we all have fun laughing at uber nerds.. don't get me wrong.. not ur average nerd.. those SERIOUSLY high pants BIG geeky glasses, pens in shirt pockets.. well.. let's not be so bad la.. let's just watch a vid by a nerd =D (i honestly understand everything he's talking about LOL.. does that make me a nerd? ><)

not bad huh.. lol.. i respect these kinda ppl.. another kind of ppl i respect.. are people who are more lifeless than me.. just like this person who spent his time trying to listen to what he's trying to sing... =)

In case u ppl are addicted to indian songs with "english" sounds.. go to youtube and search until buffalax.. and enjoy urself there.. ahahaha

I need more ideas to blog about.. (this is a hint for anybody to ajak me out for any reason)

Lifeless, out =D

Pwnage maths..

YEAH!! EXAM OVER!!! WOOHOO!!! *runs around screaming like a little girl in circles*

now i get to enjoy a well deserved.. err.. okay so maybe not that well deserved.. two week holiday... WHICH i have to use to study cos i need to beomce some godlike nerd b4 my finals.. YES.. BELIEVE IT DAMMIT.. lol..

Anyway.. let's talk about maths.. most ppl will say it's hard.. and i'd agree.. it was abit harder than expected.. but nontheless.. can do la.. but i threw away 15 marks.. LOL.. cos i didn't know that calcalators can be used to calculate the factors of cubic equations.. HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I FORGET THAT?!? lol.. but the BEST part of the whole paper.........

in the LAST section of the LAST sub-question of the LAST question in my LAST paper of my LAST trials... after intensive working.. it came down to this...

surd x (that's the square root of x for those of u who gave up maths) = 11

so obviously.. x would be the square of 11...

WITHOUT thinking... and writing from friggin reflexes..... i wrote.....

132

LIKE OMFGWTFLOLBBQVCDDVDWANTANMEE... HOW OR WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I MADE 11x11=132?!?!?! lol.. yes i know a friggin std 1 student can get that correct.. ppl make mistakes kay.. wanna fight ar BLEK..

i'm emo.. when i become president of some country.. i'll make 11x11=132.. and i'll make my ultimate high school maths mistake true also.. but that one.. if i tell u ppl.. i think u'd get a better laugh than at all my jokes in this blog... but well.. since i'm here to make u ppl laugh.. what i did in high school.. OH.. it was for SPM trials.. i think i have a curse with trials lol..

again.. after intensive working.. sweat flowing down my cheeks.. rushing for time (ok maybe not.. lol).. i wrote.. 1x1=2..

rocks rite? =) i'll stop typing now.. u ppl need a LONG time to laugh over this.. lifeless out ><

Lizard

ok.. well.. there are some ppl who say this blog is boring, alot of words.. should have more pictures.. so find.. just for those ppl who are too lazy to READ... here's a post dedicated to all of you.. =)

i'm sure u all know what a lizard is.. for those of you who don't... this,

is a lizard.. =) i caught it while i was bathing in my toilet.. must be some horny lizard.. camp in toilet 1 lol.. anyway.. i caught it.. put it in a bottle then bathed then came to play with it..

*i wonder what's down there...*

*ooo i can see my house from here*

*aww don't i look cute* =)

Then i realised.. lizards are so unlucky.. THEY CAN'T CAMWHORE!!!! and so.. it's lifeless to the rescue!!!

*oooo i'm big*
(lizard through a magnifying glass)

(lizard on a thumb)

*i promise i'll be good.. can u PLUEASEEE let me go now... =(*

*HAH i solved a rubik's cube!! In your face u other incompetent reptiles*

*dear father in heaven, please make this person stop taking pics of me....*

And after that.. his prayers were answered.. hmm.. or her prayers.. can't tell.. no external organs LOL.. but nontheless, IT'S prayers were answered.. about 15 minutes later.. WITHIN that 15 minutes........

*helpppp meeeeee*
(Lizard in a box)

*my.. what big eyes i have.. whatcha' lookin at??*
(Lizard in zoom)

*Ooooo.. everythings' upside downnnn...*
(need i say, upside-down lizard) LOL

*ARGH you @$!%#*)@ MY EYES!!!*
(Lizard under flash)

*Wtf i'm only worth 6.90??*
(Lizard.. err.. err.... u think for urself.. lol =))

*Check out my skillz that killzzz*
(Lizard hanging from a middle finger)

*will you be my fwennnnn?*
(Lizard and mouse)

*s..t..o..p...t..a..k..i..n..g...p..i..c..t..u..r..e..s.....*
(Lizard on keyboard)

(I don't think i need to say anything for these pics LOL XD)

*STRETCHHH... finally over... yeah...*
(stretching lizard LOL)

Yay it's over.. lol.. not bad huh.. not only can my rubic's cube camwhore.. so can random lizards that i catch.. yes yes i know.. i'm lifeless =D

p.s. if any1 of you are wondering what i did to the lizard after this, i plucked it's tail out and disected it, found it's heart and brains then threw it away let it go la.. i where got so evil 1.. *i wonder where it is and what it's doing now, definitely not taking pictures LOL*

Lifeless, out~

fark my phone

yes.. fark my phone... STUPID alarm didn't friggin ring... i don't know whether it's a feature in my phone that if it's low on battery the alarm won't ring or is that my phone is just retarded..

I FREAKING OVERSLEPT AND MISSED MY CHEM PAPER 5!!! OMGWTF....

screw the world.. waste my friggin time studying so freaking hard and my phone failed me.. why... what did i do to deserve this.. too many april fool pranks on ppl d ar..

Lucky it's just trials.. if my miss the real final exam.. i think u'd see my picture in the obituary section in the newspaper tomorrow..

I hate my phone.

Confession

Okay.. i think this may be my 1st every serious post.. i know probably i shouldn't be typing this here.. but i don't know who exactly to tell and well.. u be the judge of it when i'm done la.. i really have to get this off my chest...

Here goes.. i haven't really been loyal to my gf.. (yes i have a gf for those of you who doesn't know).. most of you may think i'm a serious jackass after i'm done with this post.. but i have to let this out.. i can't hold this in any longer..

There's this other girl.. she's ALSO my gf.. yes.. i have two gf's.. the one that u all know.. doesn't know of the other ones' existance.. but the one i have in secret, is willing to stay in secret and knows i have another gf.. She is this REALLY REALLY hot girl.. she's a part time model and we kinda got together after a while.. she says she'll willing to share me but i know my other gf isn't.. Another reason why i have two gf's now.. is well.. people watch alot of movies of how people can have two gf's at once... can say i was just curious and wanted to try out something new.. =\

Two nights ago when i said i overnight in mcD.. i actually went over to her house to sleep.. well.. as you all can imagine.. we didn't really sleep.. due to cencorship issues, i can't really go into details what we did that night.. but all i can say is.. it's not exactly very erm.. "clean"

I actually knew her since a long time ago.. we have been friends for quite some time.. but just recently only she asked whether I wanted to try something different.. then she kissed me and we went on doing erm.. "stuff".. i know i'm a serious jerk okay.. but i feel alot better letting it out..

Anyway.. i think i should let u all know who this girl is.. she's an old friend.. her name is.....

April,
April Fool.. =)